The Very Best 154 Funny Questions to Ask

The Very Best 154 Funny Questions to Ask

Sometimes all we just need is a good belly laugh, but often we don’t have ideas to start genuinely funny conversations. Even though we can ask a bunch of questions to our friends, they maybe turn out boring or dry.

So in that situation, all we need are the dumbest questions ever to spice up convos, laugh a lot without any reason and let ourselves be silly as hell. Today we have an article replete with this kind of questions. There are dumb questions that mostly don’t make sense, but can make you laugh out loud because of their silliness. And the most important is that they go with different people with a different sense of humor. 

You can ask them to your friends, coworkers, strangers, group of people. Some of them may make you get some weird looks or silent frozen faces, but I’m sure you’ll get over it. So… keep reading and enjoy those 154 funny questions down below.


154 Funny Questions to Ask

1. What weird/embarrassing thing can find in your search history?

2. What is the most inappropriate object in your fridge?

3. What is the name you heard that made you question humans’ imagination?

4. Tell us about your craziest experience in hotel.

5. What would be your parents’ reaction if they took a look in your messenger?

6. What was the most embarrassing “caught in 4K” moment?

7. In three people you hate the most which one would you choose to kill, marry and kiss?

8. Which TV series would be most suitable for your life?

9. How many chickens are necessary to kill hippo?

10. What was the most shocking thing you caught your guest doing in your house?

11. What weirdest subject had you found in your friend’s house?

12. If you had to choose between brushing your teeth or wiping butt which one would you choose to do for life?

13. Name the most terrible “1+1” sale idea.

14. Is snake animal or tail?

15. What combination of items could you buy which will obviously make cashier uncomfortable?

16. If you were arrested without explanation, what would your friends and family think you’ve done?

17. What was the most astonishing lie someone said on your face?

18. How many days without shower would you be okay with?

19. Have you ever eaten something that fell on the floor?

20. Which one would you choose – having eyebrows or having eyelashes?

21. What is worse during a kiss – a sneeze or a cough?

22. If you had to start a rumor, what would it be?

23. Why is a burger not a sandwich? 

24. If you could cosplay in the birthday party of the person you hate the most, what character would you play?

25. Can you make yourself seem like a psychopath by just one text? 

26. Have you ever failed while you were trying to look cool in front of important people/crush?

27. Which song you always refuse you like, because it’s embarrassing but you really enjoy it?

28. Which joke is not even close to funny but can make you laugh?

29. If life was like a musical, people start dancing and singing out of nowhere, what would you do?

30. Name the wildest bet you’ve ever lost. 

31. In a zombie apocalypse, if a kiss could make those zombies humans again, would you do it? 

32. How do other fishes notice if a fish cries underwater?

33. Why do we call it lipstick if it doesn’t stick our lips together? 

34. What makes New Zealand new?

35. Do you think poison is the most fruitful sleeping medicine? 

36. Why do we call cold things “chilled”, meanwhile chillies are called hot? 

37. What would be the name of bedroom without bed? 

38. If your phone could talk, what is the most embarrassing thing that it would reveal about you?

39. If violence is not the answer, then is it the question?

— 40th of 154 Funny Questions to Ask

40. What was the most confusing thing you’ve ever noticed in someone’s house?

41. What would you choose to fall from the sky instead of raindrops?

42. Have you ever tried your dog’s food?

43. If you could create a new holiday that doesn’t exist, which one it would be?

44. If you were shoes which one would you be?

45. If you were in a movie what soundtrack would be in your fight scene?

46. Name a movie which changes its plot as soon as you change a letter in the title.

47. What’s the silliest way you’ve ever injured yourself?

48. What’s the most fruitless talent you have?

49.  Name what sounds like a compliment but it’s actually an insult.

50. Milk before cereals, or cereals before milk?

51. If you had an opportunity to ask your pet 1 question, what it would be?

52. Do you sleep with or without socks?

53. What name would your pet give you if you have changed roles?

54. If there wasn’t candy, what would children ask for Halloween?

55. If you could replace grass with anything you want, what would you choose?

56. What would be the worst bio for dating app?

57. If your pet could talk, what is the one thing that it can say to ruin your life?

58. What smells awful, but you can’t handle but smell it all over again?

59. You are banned from the library. What would be the reason for it?

60. Do you think blind people can see dreams?

61. What will happen If an ambulance hits someone on the road while transporting someone to a hospital?

62. If a doctor has a heart attack during a surgery, who will other doctors and nurses take care of first?

63. If a Smurf starts to choke, what color it will it become?

64. If mysteries are unsolved cases, then why do we call it “unsolved mysteries”? 

65. Do penguins have knees?

66. In your opinion, why superheroes wear underwear over the clothes? Are they “overwears” now?

67. If eating dessert before a meal will ruin your appetite, then won’t eating a meal before your dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

68. Why can’t you hum while your nose is plugged?

69. If a boy named after his dad is called junior, what do you call a girl named after her mom?

70. If a piece of gum is 10 calories, how does it work, having 10 calories while chewing or swallowing it?

71. Which fictional character would be the most boring in real life?

72. Do you think funerals should have stand-up comedy performances?

73. Which would be the worst song to wake up to everyday?

74. For God’s sake, why did you do that?

75. If there’s a fire outbreak, where would you run?

76. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever imagined?

77. You just came from a party, what’s the first thing you’re doing?

78. Does any of the seven dwarfs look like you?

79. What would you like to turn into in an hour?

— 80th of 154 Funny Questions to Ask

80. Is cereal included in soup category?

81. Is pizza salad with a slice of bread?

82. What is a gross food no one enjoys but you? 

83. Would you rather eat a whole stick of butter or drink a whole bottle of maple syrup? 

84.  Tail or wings?

85. What was your silliest solution when toilet wasn’t flushing in someone else’s house?

86. If you could talk to your child self, what would you say?

87. Which SpongeBob character would you choose to be your roommate? 

88. Would you rather get lost in the jungle for one year or be trapped underground for 6 months?

89. What is that normal thing for society that you don’t support?

90. You would be rich if they paid you for…

91. What is the smell you like, but it is usually awful for everyone?

92. What did you dream of  last night?

93. What are your fake scenarios mostly about?

94. What was the most disgusting way someone has hit on you?

95. What astonishing rule would you invent for your friends to follow it?

96. What is your mostly used excuse to avoid meeting someone?

97. What was the dumbest thing you’ve done for money? 

98. Which fruit do you find sexy? (Elio understood the assignment)

99. If you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be? 

100. What is the worse name for a feminine product you have ever heard of?

Suggested: 110 Hypothetical Questions  // 101 Philosophical Questions // 100 Unanswerable Questions // 120 What If Questions // 101 Thought Provoking Questions

101. Why are pizzas placed in a square delivery boxes?

102. Has someone saw you dancing naked in front of the mirror? 

103. What apps do you have hidden in your phone and why?

104. What’s the weirdest picture in your camera roll?

105. What’s the most attractive name you’ve ever heard?

106. Have you ever had an imaginary friend; do you still have one?

107. Do you think your last words will be as meaningful as famous people’s last words?

108. Which stuffed toy do you still sleep with?

109. What’s the wildest thing you’ve done after drinking?

110. Have you ever had a secret relationship?

111. Have you ever faked a relationship?

112. What would you do if you became a God for a day?

113. When they mention in commercials that there are new and improved flavors in dog food, who really tasted it?

114. Have you ever created a rumor about yourself just for attention?

115. Who do you wish you could torture for the rest of your life?

116. Have you ever helped someone doing homework in order to get something specific?

117. What was the weirdest thing you gave someone as a gift?

118. How many ants are necessary to lift a whale?

119. May I ask you a question?

— 120th of 154 Funny Questions to Ask

120. Do you accidentally say your secrets in sleep?

121. What is the silliest thing you’ve ordered from Amazon?

122. Being smart or being sexy?

123. Have you ever had a dream about your friend in a romantic way?

124. What question would you ask the president if you had a chance? 

125. What’s the best joke you always tell that instantly enhances the whole party mood? 

126. What is the strangest food combination which people eat that you just don’t understand?

127. What was the worst gift you’ve ever received?

128. What’s something totally ridiculous that you believed as a kid?

129. Which actor would be casted as you in a movie about our life?

130. Which actors would play your parents in a movie about your life?

131.  If you could steal any one thing, what would it be?

132. If you had a time machine, what would you change in your past?

133. If you were Willy Wonka, what flavored gum would you make first? 

134. Which animal you think would be fun to be reincarnated as?

135. If you had 1 billion $ and just 30 mins, what would you do?

136. What would your parents say if they saw your bowser history?

137. What came across to your mind during the first kiss?

138. How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?

139. If you found out the Hogwarts is real and you’re a magician, what spell would you like to try first?

140. What’s the craziest way you’ve ever broken law with your friends?

141. What’s the stupidest tattoo you’ve got after party when you were drunk?

142. What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve ever took in school with you?

143. Which Hogwarts house do you think you belong in?

144. What’s the hilarious news you’ve seen on TV?

145. What is the opposite of giraffe?

146. What is the most unimportant thing you’ve ever cried about?

147. What is not correct but sounds like it?

148. If you could dis-invent one thing, what it would be?

149. Which one would you choose looking bad or feeling bad?

150. What weird fetish do you have?


More For You: 

154 Weird Questions To Ask // 118 Random Questions To Ask // 100 Dumb Questions to Ask
100 Stupid Questions to Ask // 200 Deep Questions to Ask

Mariam Tabashidze
Latest posts by Mariam Tabashidze (see all)
Mariam Tabashidze
Latest posts by Mariam Tabashidze (see all)