The Ultimate Seinfeld Trivia Questions

Find out if you’re a true Seinfeld superfan with this 85 question quiz! It’s time to prove you know everything about the show about nothing. This quiz ranges in difficulty from common questions to obscure facts and is truly a challenge for any Seinfeld fan.


What did Kramer name his rooster?

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Little Jerry Seinfeld

What video game is George a master of?

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Frogger


What ailment does George have when he sees Tor Eckman the herbalist healer?

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Tonsillitis


What month does Tor Eckman say George should have been born in?

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August


Jerry and George both invested $2500 in a stock that does what?

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Televises Opera


What is Kramer’s first name?

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Cosmo


What does Kramer use instead of shaving cream?

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Butter


What is the name of the cafe the main cast dines at nearly every episode?

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Monk’s cafe


What late talk show did Jerry have to wear the infamous pirate shirt to?

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The Today Show


In what movie theater was Jerry caught making out during Schnindler’s List?

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A Regency Theater


Who stole Kramer’s idea for a cologne?

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Calvin Klein


Who stole the idea of selling the tops of muffins only from Elaine?

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Mr. Lippman


What was the name of Mr. Lippman’s muffin top restaurant?

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Top of the muffin to you!


What industry does Elaine work in?

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Publishing


While viewing an operation, what candy do Jerry and Kramer accidently drop inside of the body?

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Junior Mints


What gift does Jerry give his father which leads to him being impeached as president of his condo?

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A Cadillac


Who is Jerry’s nemesis?

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Newman


What is the name of George’s on again off again fiance?

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Susan Ross


What did Susan die of on the show?

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Licking toxic envelopes for wedding invitations


Who coined the infamous phrase “No soup for you” ?

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The Soup Nazi


How long was Elaine banned from eating the Soup Nazi’s soup?

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1 year


What pseudonym does George say he’d use if he were a porn star?

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Buck Naked


What item made Elaine laugh hysterically during George’s girlfriend’s piano recital, nearly causing them to break up?

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A Tweety Bird pez dispenser


What does the russian cable guy who fixes Kramer up with illegal cable sell to the subways?

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Slugs


What did Elaine buy for her boss’ son’s bar mitzvah?

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Boggle


Elaine’s boss J Peterman once fired her because he believed she had an opium addiction. What caused her to fail her drug test?

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A poppy seed muffin


What was the other reason J. Peterman fired Elaine (aside from the poppy seed muffin)?

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Elaine hated The English Patient


Where does Uncle Leo’s son, Jeffrey, work?

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The NYC Parks Department


Kenny Bania tried to establish friendship with fellow comedian Jerry by giving him what?

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An Armani suit


Jerry once said about Kenny “He thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny,” because his sets mostly consisted of what?

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Ovaltine Jokes


What is the name of the waitress at Monk’s Cafe who can be seen in over 100 episodes, and was once accused of stealing by George?

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Ruthie Cohen


What was the name of the overdue book under Jerry’s name that George borrowed and lost?

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Tropic of Cancer


What game does George and Susan play with Bubble Boy while they’re waiting for Jerry to arrive?

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Trivial Pursuit


Elaine pays $20,000 bidding at an auction for what?

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JFK’s golf clubs


Jerry once dated Gennice Graham, who was an understudy for Bette Midler for what stage production?

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Rochelle Rochelle


In the episode “The Chinese Restaurant,” Jerry, Elaine, and George are waiting to eat before a one night only showing of what film?

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Plan 9 From Outer Space


What name does the host of the Chinese restaurant call out while George is waiting for a call?

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Cartwright


What item does Kramer need to get from a mall in New Jersey before the group forgets where they left the car in a parking garage?

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An air conditioner


What is the single line Kramer is given for a Woody Allen film?

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“These pretzels are making me thirsty”


What is the pitch for the show Jerry and George give the NBC executives?

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A show about nothing


What famous baseball player does Kramer believe he saw dunking a donut in Dinky Donuts?

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Joe DiMaggio


What is the name of the drunk man’s dog that Jerry agreed to watch when he fell sick?

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Farfel


How many months of probation did Jerry get after he inadvertently made his masseuse believe he planned to kidnap her son?

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6 months


What gift did George give Elaine after she got him a job at Pendant Publishing?

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A cashmere sweater with a small red dot on it


What is the name of the fake company George lies to the unemployment office about nearly being hired at?

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Vandelay Industries


What was the name of the former New York Mets player who dated Elaine and was accused of spitting on Kramer and Newman during a game?

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Keith Hernandez


While living in Los Angeles, Kramer is accused of being a notorious killer known as what?

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The Smog Strangler


Kramer pitched a cologne named The Beach to Calvin Klein, later he finds out it was stolen and given what name?

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Ocean


Who did Kramer accidently punch during his baseball fantasy camp?

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Mickey Mantle


After eavesdropping on the gang at Monk’s, a student named Sharon from what university wrote an article claiming George and Jerry were in a relationship?

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New York University


George’s ex-girlfriend Susan dated a woman named Mona who was an instructor of what?

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Golf


What is the gift the group decides to buy for “The Drake” as an engagement present?

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A big screen TV


While picking up The Drake’s gift they park in a handicapped spot in George’s father’s car. What is the agreed punishment to George after his father is arrested?

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George will work as his father’s butler


Jerry’s pilot was canceled because the NBC producer joined what organization to impress Elaine?

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Greenpeace


Kramer was banned from Joe’s store because he tried to return what?

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A bad peach he’d bitten into


When George loses his eye glasses at a health club, he is wrong about thinking Jerry’s girlfriend, Amy, kissed Jerry’s cousin, Jeffrey. What did he actually see instead?

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A mounted policewoman affectionately petting her horse


Elaine broke up with her boyfriend Jake because he forgot to add what to a phone message? She later edited his book and replaced numerous periods with this.

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Exclamation Mark


Kramer swears he saw what human animal hybrid in a hospital leading him to believe in an elaborate conspiracy?

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Pig man


What sporting event was George at when he was messily eating ice cream and mocked by viewers as it aired on television?

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The US Open – Tennis Tournament


What idea does Elaine give to her boyfriend, Lloyd Braun, while he is working for Mayor Dinkins which leads to him being fired?

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Everyone in New York should wear name tags


After betraying his long term barber, Enzo, by getting a haircut from his nephew, Jerry is confronted by him at his apartment with Gino. They stop arguing when what movie comes on TV?

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Edward Scissorhands


Elaine dates a man with the same name as a serial killer and debates asking him to change his name for her. What was his name?

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Joel Rifkin


Kramer has an idea to make a coffee table book about what?

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Coffee Tables


Elaine runs out of toilet paper in a movie theater bathroom and asks the woman next to her to pass some under the stall. The woman says what iconic line in response?

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“I can’t spare a square.”


What item at Royal Bakery caused Jerry to break his non-vomit streak, which began in 1980?

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A black and white cookie


What does Jerry call his favorite t-shirt?

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Golden Boy


Kramer finds a mannequin in a clothing store that resembles who?

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Elaine


What show did Kramer land a role of stand in for?

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All my Children


Why does Jerry pretend to be married to his girlfriend Meryl?

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For a 25% family discount at the dry cleaners


Jerry meets a woman named Karen who is competing in the Miss America pageant to represent what state?

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Rhode Island


Elaine is tasked by her boss Mr. Pitt to find the Rolamech 1000 and. What is the Rolamech 1000?

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A mechanical pencil


What is Kramer’s idea for a pizza restaurant?

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A pizza place where you make your own pie


While trying to buy a Volvo, George is convinced to buy a convertible supposedly owned by what celebrity?

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Jon Voight


Jerry takes a lie detector test over a lie he told about what?

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Saying he’s never seen Melrose Place


What was stolen from the lobby of Elaine’s boss, Mr. Pitt’s, apartment complex when Jerry temporarily agreed to act as the doorman before abandoning his post?

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A couch


While waiting for a movie Elaine learned her boyfriend was in an accident and in the hospital. Before leaving to go see him she bought what candy from the concession stall?

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Jujyfruit


Elaine is known for her strange dancing style. What did George describe her dancing as behind her back?

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A full body dry heave


Whenever Frank Costanza is upset and his blood pressure rises, he is told to say what phrase?

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Serenity now


What was misprinted on the trivial pursuit card with Bubble Boy as the answer for “who invaded Spain in the 8th century?”

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The Moops


Who does Elaine refer to as “the braless wonder?”

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Sue Ellen


What day is Festivus celebrated?

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December 23rd


In the first and last episodes of the show, Jerry and George have a conversation about what?

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Buttons


Who was revealed as the true winner of the “Master of their Domain” contest in the series finale?

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Jerry


After her favorite contraceptive was taken off the market, Elaine collected as many of these as she could. Which led into what iconic phrase in the show?

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Sponge-worthy


Which of the main cast began saying “yada yada yada” regularly?

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George

So you think you know Seinfeld? Put your knowledge to the test in this 85 question trivia challenge designed for the truly Seinfeld obsessed. Are you the master of this domain?

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