Whether you’re ‘bananas’ yourself or have young children who are fans of these adorable little yellow creatures, minion jokes are entertaining for everyone.
Since their inception as Gru’s bumbling sidekicks in Despicable Me in 2010, minions have grown in popularity. They’ve even had their own two hilarious films made about them. Read on to find 50 of our favourite minion-themed jokes, have a giggle and, perhaps, have a banana.
50 Funny Minion Jokes
What does the minion sing to his Valentine?
You’re one in a minion, wo-ohhh.
What do you do if you don’t like minions?
Don’t worry, they Gru on us too.
What did the minion say to the Doctor?
He’s not peeling well.
Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana
What did the minion say to the banana?
I find you a-peel-ing (just kidding, ‘BANANA!’)
What did the banana say to the minion?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk, silly.
What’s a minion’s favourite fashion accessory?
What do dentists advise minions to do?
Brush your teeth and Gru-gle.
Where do minions love to go on holiday?
What buzzes and chases minions away from flowers?
A despicable bee
What’s Bob’s favourite song?
Yellow by Coldplay
What movie do minions love to go see in the cinema?
What does a minion mum call her offspring?
What’s the one costume Stuart can’t wear at Halloween?
What’s a minion’s costume of choice instead?
What happened to the minion who lost his mind?
He went bananas
What did the minion get when he ordered from Starbucks?
What did the minion lose when he went home?
What did the minion have to pay when he got a parking ticket?
(You get the idea…) a despicable fee
Moving on… what do you call a really bad minion joke?
You might say it’s Gru-some
What does a minion give his friend for their birthday?
What does a minion give his best friend for their birthday?
What’s one word you should never call a minion?
What role did the minion play in Friends?
Gunther (his hair was brighter than the sun)
What’s a minion’s favourite scifi film?
Minion in Black
What’s a minion’s favourite pop group?
How many minions are there?
I don’t know, why don’t you Gru-gle it.
What do you call a minion who is water-skiing?
A banana boat
What do you call the minion who’s sitting on the minion banana boat?
A little bit crazy
What do you call the minion who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie
What does Bob say when he answers his phone?
Where do minions go to learn on weekends?
What sickness did the minion get while travelling?
What animal does a minion like the most?
Sheep (because it goes baaa-nanas)
What does a minion call his grandmother?
What kinds of jokes do minions like to tell their friends?
Why are minions not lonely?
They hang out in bunches
How did those minions feel who weren’t Gru’s favourites?
They were green with envy
Why do minions like classical music?
Beethoven’s banana-na, banana-na really appeals to them
What’s a minion’s favourite car?
What do you call a minion who follows his favourite band around?
What does the minion order at his favourite restaurant?
Why Gru play the lottery?
He wanted to win a minion dollars
What’s Bob’s biggest wish?
That he Gru
How does Stuart make sure his friends stay safe?
He keeps an eye on them
What do you call a minion who does way too much for his master?
What is Kevin’s favourite sport?
One where you can really peel the burn (golf, it’s golf.)
What did minions always dread in school?
The Gru-p project
Why did the minion get his hair cut?
Because he had split ends
What’s the best way to greet Kevin, Stuart, and Bob?
Yellow, yellow, yellow