The 100 Very Best Bee Jokes

The 100 Very Best Bee Jokes

There’s a huge buzz about saving the bees at the moment. These are great jokes to bug friends with, and you can also share these bee jokes on social media for bee awareness too! 

Now, buzz off and read them all!


Bee Jokes about Hobbees

— One-liner Bee Jokes

What’s a bee’s favourite sport? Ultimate fris-bee!

What’s a bee’s favourite gemstone? Ru-bees!

What’s a bee’s favourite vegetable? Beetroot.

What’s a bee’s favourite TV show? Never Mind the Buzzcocks

What’s a bee’s favourite flower? Bee-gonias!

What’s a bee’s favourite band? Buzzted.

What’s an older bee’s favourite band? The Beegees!

What is a bee’s favourite Spice Girls single? Wanna-bee!

What’s a bee’s favourite snack? Beescuits!

Who’s a bee’s favourite author? Bee-atrix Potter.

Who’s a bee’s favourite singer? Sting.

What’s a bee’s favourite novel? The Great Gats-bee.

What’s a bee’s favourite meal? Buzzle and squeak.

What’s a bee’s favourite song? Don’t Stop Beelieving. 

Who’s a bee’s favourite artist? Pablo Bee-casso.

What’s a bee’s favourite movie quote? “I could tell you, but then I’d hive to kill you”

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Honey Jokes

How does the bee groom its hair? With a honey-comb!

What did the bee say to the beautiful flower? “Hey, honey!”

When do bees get married? When they’ve found their honey!

“Honey, bee careful!”

What did the bee say when he returned to the hive? “Honey, I’m home!”

What does the bee say to his honey? I love you to the moon and bee-yond.

How does a bee know when he’s found his honey? His heart bee-ts faster!

Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box.

What happens when a bee burps near the queen? He gets a royal pardon.

A bee’s favourite part of marriage is the honeymoon!

What do you call honey on a bee? A sticky situation.

The bee cooked for his lover. He wanted her to hive a bite to eat!

What did the bee say to his love? “Honey, you’re the bees’ knees.”

What did the bee say to his wife? “Honey, you look beautiful.” 

The benefits of bees are un-bee-lievable!

Why doesn’t the bee like honey? He has a pho-bee-a!

How do bees greet each other? Waspup?

What do bees use for energy? Flower power.

Where do bees go on holiday? To the bee-ch!

What do you call clumsy bees? Fumble bees!

The Queen was a force to bee reckoned with!

Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words.

How do bees get from one place to another? They bumble around!

A bee that can’t stop eating will become a little chub-bee.

None of your beeswax!

Why were the bees not at school? It was an insect day!

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Bee Jokes — Beehave yourself!

What do you do with an injured bee? Take it to the waspital!

What do you call a bee crossed with a frog? An amphi-bee-an!

What does the scam caller bee say? “I’ve bee-n trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!”

The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a buzz-cut.

Why was the car angry? He had a bee in his bonnet!

Why did the bee go to a dermatologist? He had hives.

What’s an optimistic bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!

Why did the bee go to hospital? He was beeten up. 

What’s more impressive than a talking dog? A spelling bee.

What did the bee say to the baby flower? “Hey bud!”

What do you do with a bee outside your front door? Buzz him in!

What do you call a bee that’s a bad loser? It’s a cry ba-bee!

Why does the bee enjoy being a dentist? Because he likes pollen teeth!

Why do bees like coupons? Because they love free-bees!

How do you contact a bee? Give him a buzz.

What’s a baby bee called? A little hum-bug. 

What do you call a ghost bee? A boo bee.

What do bees learn at nursery? Their A Bee Cs!

Where are bees from? Pollend.


Bee Jokes — Beet It!

What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollentician.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? It had hives.

Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore.

What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive.

What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.

Why do bees like to watch the news? To keep up with the buzz!

Why do bees do well in marketing? They know all the buzzwords.

What do you call a bee at the back of a race? Far bee-hind!

Which car do bees like to drive? A bee-tle.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How do bees look after each other? They take each other under their wings!

How do bees celebrate a new hive? By throwing a house-swarming party!

What kind of bees live in cemeteries? Zombees!

What do you call an indecisive bee? A may-bee!

An American bee is called a USB!

A bee flying backwards goes “zzub, zzub, zzub!”

What tune do bee kids sing? The Wheels on the Buzz Go Round and Round!

What do you call it when bees think together? A hive-mind!

Why was the bee hurt when his love broke up with him? Because break-ups sting!

What’s the best life advice? Just bee yourself!

Where do bees catch the bus? At a buzz stop!

What did the bees do when they saw a flower? They made a beeline for it!

Why was the bee fed up of his friend? He was being a pain in the nec-tar!

What’s a bee’s voicemail message? “Leave your message after the bee!”

Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza? He didn’t know where to buzz in.

How do bees make cakes? With eggs, sugar and flower!

What do bees like to chew? Bumblegum!

What do bees like to eat with their sushi? Wasabee!

I hope you enjoyed these silly bee jokes and puns!


Bee Pick Up Lines

You are fine. Bee Mine.

You are so hot, you make my colony collapse.

Gimme a buzz and i’ll bee yours.

We should grab a Bee-r sometime.

Are you honey? Because you are sweet and thick.

Babe are you honey? Because I would like to spread you.

Victoria Anne Wise
Victoria Anne Wise