Lovers of music, humor, and jokes, it’s your turn! Get ready to embark on a hilarious musical journey that will make you explode with laughter in C major. From soft jazz jokes to much more hard-punk puns, we want to give you a gift today. That is why we have prepared a list of the 65 best music jokes from all over the universe! Yes, you heard it right, from the whole universe!
We have combined our love for puns, irony, and laughter with our passion for music, instruments, concerts, and rhythm to create a list of jokes that we assure you will make you laugh in all the possible tunes of the musical scale! So whether you’re a young Beethoven, a retired shower singer, or just want to have a laugh-out-loud feast, you’ll love this orchestra of musical jokes.
So we hope that this list gives your day a fun touch and a bit of joy. Without further ado, we are going to immerse ourselves in the world of the most melodic and musical humor. Let the concert begin!
The Best Music Puns
Why did the scarecrow become a famous musician? Because he was the best in his field.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With tuba-glue.
Why was the piano always making parties at his place? Because it could really hold a tune.
What ‘s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na.
Why did the string quartet fire the drummer? He always missed the beat.
Why was the music note an outstanding detective? Because he always found the key.
What is a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.
Why do pianists always fall in love with the wrong person? Because they keep trying to pick up the wrong key.
What’s an evil spirit favorite symphony? The “Ghoul-lig” symphony.
Why was the accordion always abandoned? Because it couldn’t pull its own weight.
How do you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock speeds up.
Why did the musician get locked outside their house? They left the keys on the piano.
What is a guitar that never finishes a race? A pickin’ chicken.
How do you tell the difference between a musician and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.
Why did the piano laugh? Because it was in A-flat minor.
How do you create a bandstand? You take away their chairs.
Why do musicians prefer sharp notes? Because they’re never flat.
How do you prevent your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.
What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
What’s a pianist who throws garbage everywhere? Ludwig van Beetho-ven.
Why did the drummer keep drumsticks on his dashboard? So he could park in the handicapped spots.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? Because he was Haydn.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
Why was the guitar a great detective? Because it could always pick it out.
What’s the music style a balloon is scared of? Pop.
What type of songs do the planets like to sing? Nep-tunes.
Why did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? His keys were inside the piano.
What musical key do cows sing in? Beef flat
What do you get when you cross a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What makes music in your head? A head band.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
What was stolen from the music shop? The lute.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
What type of music are balloons scared of? Pop music.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
What kind of music does a mummy love? Wrap music.
Why didn’t the string quartet let the bagpipe join? He was too full of hot air.
What do you call a guitar that wants to become a violin? A pickin’ fiddler.
How many country musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.
What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
Why don’t oysters donate to orchestras? Because they’re shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a piano and a monkey? A monkey that can hum a tune.
Why couldn’t the musician find her teacher? Because she had treble locating him.
What is a piano’s favorite breakfast? Flat-breads.
Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class? To reach the high notes.
Why did the guitarist get arrested? Because he was caught sleeping with A minor.
Why did the singer climb a ladder? To reach the high notes.
What is a mom’s favorite type of music? Wrap music, because it’s all about the chores.
Why did the musical note break up with the other musical note? Because there were too many trebles between them.
What kind of music does cheese listen to? R ‘n Brie.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
Why do pianos refuse to marry? Because they find it hard to settle down and are always on the move.
Why was the music theory book arrested? For causing treble.
Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach, Bach, Bach”.
Why don’t pianos work in the jungle? Because the keys get sticky.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Sheet music.
Why couldn’t the musician read her sheet music? Because she lost her place and couldn’t find the right key.
When is a song spying on you? When it’s in A-watch minor.
What is a musical insect? A humbug.
What do you call a singer fish? A tuna-ful singer.
Why was the piano tuner hired? Because he struck a chord with the hiring manager.