125 Very Best Would You Rather Questions for Couples

Sometimes it’s fun to have a little Q&A on a date night! Whether it’s simply just for a laugh or you are secretly trying to expose your date… Who knows? Nevertheless, these questions must be taken very seriously as there may be some HUGE deal breakers.

Funny / Hard / Dirty

40 Funny Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather your partner turn into a worm or you turn into a worm and hope they still love you?

Whose parents would you rather walk in on you in the bedroom?

Would you rather have your partner’s face or their body?

Would you rather only be able to call your partner daddy or mummy?

Would you rather your partner talk in a baby voice or in a monster voice?

Would you rather your partner have stinky feet or stinky breath?

Would you rather your partner have 3 nipples or no nipples?

Would you rather your partner grow really tall or shrink?

Would you rather buy things for your partner or have things bought for you?

Would you rather your partner be funnier than you or always be able to make them laugh?

Would you rather go on masterchef together or survivor?

Would you rather get matching star wars tattoos or matching harry potter tattoos?

Would you rather watch Barbie or Fast and Furious on movie night?

Would you rather you always smell like piss or your partner always smells like piss?

Poop your pants in front of your partner or pee your pants at work?

Would you rather your partner talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth vader?

Would you rather your partner be pretty and mean or nice but not the prettiest?

 Would you rather be drunk together forever or sober together forever?

Would you rather never be able to go out or never be able to stay in together?

Big spoon or little spoon?

Would you rather have a week long romantic vacation with your partner or one night with your celeb crush (living or dead)?

Would you rather your partner kill you or you kill your partner?

Would you rather your partner be a ghost or a vampire?

Would you rather tell a white lie in order to not hurt your partner or brutal honesty at all times?

Would you rather receive an expensive gift or a thoughtful gift?

Kids or pets?

Would you rather go on a picnic or a fancy dinner?

Would you rather your partner snore loudly or have excessive flatulence at night?

Would you rather your partner not bathe or not brush their teeth for a week?

Imagine you are a superhero duo- would you rather fight monsters or old rich white men?

Would you rather slow dance or rave together?

Would you rather your partner always make you cold or always make you too warm?

Would you rather your partner turn into a mouse or a cat?

Would you rather go to a comedy club together or a karaoke bar

Would you rather only be able to watch funny movies or deep movies?

Would you rather play on the same team or compete against each other?

Would you rather your partner never hear anything you say or hear everything you say at all times?

Would you rather your partner cook for you or you cook for them?

Would you rather only be able to yell or only be able to whisper to your partner?

Would you rather your partner switch their brain or their body with a frog?

40 Hard Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather your partner be clingy or distant?

If one of your parents and your partner switched bodies, who would you rather sleep with?

Would you rather your partner be able to read your mind or never listen to you?

Would you rather you break up now and stay friends or stay together longer but not see them again after you break up?

Would you rather grow old with your partner or stay young forever?

Burning house! Would you rather save your partner or your mum?

Would you rather call your partner the wrong name in bed or vice versa?

Would you rather have the best sex or the best emotional connection?

Would you rather your partner be an avoidant or anxious attachment style?

Would you rather your dreams come true but you have to break up or stay together and never achieve your dreams?

Would you rather eat your partner’s cooking for every meal or always have to cook?

If your partner was terminally ill, would you rather pull the plug or have them live longer in pain?

Would you rather hurt or be hurt?

Would you rather your partner be close with an ex, or you be close with their ex?

Would you rather outlive your partner or them outlive you?

Would you rather give up sex or give up kissing?

Would you rather have romance or riches?

Would you rather your partner cry or yell every time you argue?

Would you rather cheat or be cheated on?

Would you rather be rich together or have eternal life together?

Would you rather forget all your memories together or lose your future together?

Would you rather turn in your partner for a crime they committed or take the blame?

Would you rather talk about a problem or sleep it off and talk in the morning?

Would you rather your partner be an atheist or very religious?

Would you rather have 10 kids or not be able to have any?

Would you rather your partner not be able to tell you they love you or not be able to kiss you?

Would you rather your partner be funny or smart?

Would you rather do everything together or keep your independence?

Would you rather your partner give you no presents or only terrible presents?

Would you rather never be able to see your partner or never be able to speak to them?

Would you rather their family hates you or your family hates them?

Would you rather equal devotion or your partner love you more?

If we had to go back to traditional household roles, who would rather be the “housewife?”

Would you rather be the looks or the brains?

Would you rather have a long distance relationship or break up/take a break?

Would you rather live together or seperate?

Would you rather only eat bad tasting food or only have bad sex?

Would you rather your partner be overly critical or never give advice?

Would you rather your partner never compromise, or compromise so much they are sacrificing their own needs?

Would you rather your partner lie a lot or always be brutally honest?

45 Dirty Would You Rather Questions For Couples

Would you rather spit in your partners mouth or have your mouth spit in?

Peg or be pegged?

Would you rather be on the bottom or top?

Would you rather your partner have a foot fetish or an asphyxiation fetish?

Would you rather put your tongue in your partner’s ear or their nose?

Would you rather spank or be spanked?

Would you rather have 2 minute sex or 2 hour sex every time?

Would you rather always finish, but your partner cant or make your partner finish every time but you never can?

Would you rather have sex in a closet or on a desk?

Would you rather 69 or each person gets their own turn?

Would you rather give up your favorite sweet or give up receiving oral sex forever?

Would you rather have your partner’s genitals or your genitals?

Would you rather be blindfolded or tied up?

Would you rather neck kisses or lip kisses?

Would you rather be dominant or be submissive?

From the back or the front?

Would you rather partake in a threesome or orgy together?

Would you rather have boring sex all the time or great sex once a month?

Would you rather use a flavoured condom or a textured condom?

Would you rather biting or scratching?

Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm?

Would you rather listen to heavy metal or church hymns while doing the deed?

Would you rather have loud sex or quiet sex?

Would you rather have to roleplay and dress up as characters from Peaky Blinders or Adventure Time?

Would you rather only be able to listen to All star by Smash Mouth during sex or Shake it off by Taylor Swift?

Would you rather clean shaven or bush?

Would you rather take a shower or a bath together?

Would you rather be overly teased or have minimal foreplay?

Roleplay or foreplay?

Would you rather get caught having sex in public, or have sex in private and not know you are being watched?

Would you rather your partner catch you masturbating or someone else catch you having sex?

Would you rather find your parents sex tape or have your parents find yours?

Would you rather have the lights on or off?

Would you rather receive a funny text or a sexy text?

Would you rather morning sex or night sex?

Would you rather have sex in a pool or on the beach?

Would you rather have penetrative sex or receive oral?

Lingerie or completely nude?

Would you rather your partner be too innocent or too kinky?

Romantic or rough?

Would you rather have phone/facetime sex or send steamy pictures?

Would you rather have to do new positions every time or stick with one forever?

Would you rather use a toy on your partner or have them use one on you?

Would you rather be kinky or vanilla?

Would you rather have sex in a car or in a public bathroom?