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Sharks don’t have the best reputation, do they? Sure, they’re top of the ocean’s food chain and inspire quite a bit of fear as a result, but look a little deeper and you’ll see that these mighty creatures aren’t all that bad. In fact, they inspire plenty of hilarious shark puns and wordplay!
From ‘Jaws’-dropping one-liners to fn-tastic jokes, together we can find the humorous side of these misunderstood giants.
Here are 50 of the best shark puns to make you laugh:
What’s a shark’s motto? Carpe diem: seize the ‘prey’
What do you call it when a shark that embezzles from their employer? A fn-side job
Wow – that shark has a ‘jaw-some’ physique!
What’s a shark’s favorite Chrisopher Nolan flm? Fin-tersellar
What’s a shark’s second-favorite Nolan film? The ‘Shark’ Night
Why did the shark invest in crypto? It wanted to add to its fn-ancial portfolio
What game do sharks play at school? Hide and sea-k
Sure the original Jaws flm was good, but Jaws III? It really jumped the shark
When the basking shark tried to be a comedian, its jokes lef the audience ‘basking’ in silence
Where does the shark put its lefovers? The chomp-ost
Reality TV is a shark’s gill-ty pleasure
What’s a shark’s favorite self-help book? How to Win Friends and Fin-fuence People
Where does a shark go to make business deals? Shark tank
Why did the shark feel bashful? Because it saw the sea’s bottom
That shark has a huge TikTok following, it’s on its way to become a fn-fuencer
What’s a shark’s favorite sweet? Jaws-breakers
The great white desperately wanted new friends, but their social skills were pretty fn-timidating
The shark is just waiting around, ‘biting’ its time
The best thing about seeing a shark at the disco is seeing their ‘Jaws’-dropping dance moves
What do sharks say to compliment each other’s outfts? “Looking sharp!”
It was the slowest shark in the race, but it would make it to the fnish line, slowly but shore-ly
It’s chomp-licated
What landed the shark’s email in the junk folder? It was fshing (phishing) for attention!
The weather has been fn-omenal this summer
Where did the shark buy an engagement ring? Chomp-ard
That shark speaks FIVE languages. What a multi-fn-gualist!
Where do sharks go to see the latest movies? The fn-ema
The shark was up for the promotion — the new job was a shore thing!
The shark chewed over the idea till it reached a conclusion
Some sharks enjoy Playstation, but most prefer Fin-tendo
The shark’s marriage wasn’t going well. It considered a sea-peration
Why do sharks make great lovers? The are experts in fn-timacy
Sharks love mystery novels, because the plot is something they can sink their teeth into
At the shark’s drinks reception, it served bite-sized treats
Sharks don’t tell stories, they tell tails
Why did the shark excel in mathematics? It had a fair for chomp-utations!
The shark’s new makeover made a big splash
What happens when a shark runs out of data? It has to buy more mega-bites
Why did the shark go to therapy? For deep reef-lection
Sharks can be a little megalodon-dramatic
The shark had many jaw-inspiring accomplishments
The bartender knew the shark’s go-to cocktail, a ‘shark’ n’ stormy
That shark talks so much it could talk under water
The shark works in start-ups, they’re a fn-treprenuer
They were swimming without clothes on, completely ‘shark’ naked
The shark performed well in the business meeting, ofering gill-iant ideas
Sharks are natural athletics, they excel in chomp-etitive sports
What does a shark eat on a long-haul fight? A fn-fight meal
The shark had a spa day — it needed to feel reef-reshed
What’s a shark’s favorite instrument? The bite-o-lin