Easter is a very festive time of year with bunnies and pastel-colored eggs. There are so many activities to do and lots to celebrate with the family. If you’re looking for something to do to keep everyone entertained, then you’re in the right place. These are 100 Easter jokes to get you through your Easter festivities and keep everyone smiling.
Best Easter Jokes for Kids and Adults
What’s the best way to make Easter easier? – Put an “i” where the “t” is!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with shellfish? – An oyster bunny!
What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? – 14 Carrot Gold!
How does the Easter Bunny feel the day after Easter? – Eggsausted!
How does Easter end? – With an “r” !
What happened when the Easter Bunny got in trouble at school? – He got eggspelled!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? – It might crack up!
When does Christmas come before Easter? – In the dictionary!
What should you do to prepare for all of the Easter food? – Eggs-ercise!
How many eggs can you put into an empty basket? – Just one. After that, the basket isn’t empty anymore!
Why was the Easter egg scared? – Because he was a little chicken!
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? – Because he was having a bad hare day!
What does the Easter Bunny take to stay healthy? – Hare-obiotics!
What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? – You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? – Bugs Bunny!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the love of his life? – They lived hoppily ever after!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? – A funny bunny!
Where is the Easter Bunny’s favorite breakfast spot? – IHOP!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? – Hip Hop!
How does the Easter Bunny dry himself off after a shower? – A hare dryer!
What do you call a mischievous easter egg? – A practical yolker!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? – Because the chicken had all his eggs!
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? – He was arrested for hare-assment!
What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? – A receding hare line!
What does the Easter Bunny style his hair with? – Hare spray!
Why did the Easter Bunny fire the duck? – Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?- They’re both known for stuffing baskets!
Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? – Because they have four rabbit’s feet!
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? – An eggs-terrestrial!
How does the Easter Bunny travel? – The hare-plane!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? – The bunny hop!
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? – John Hop-kins!
What’s the best way to contact the Easter Bunny? – Hare-mail!
What kind of bunny can’t hop? – A chocolate bunny!
What did the couple do after getting married on Easter? – They went on a bunnymoon!
How do you spot the oldest bunny? – Just look for the grey hares!
What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade? – It was eggs-cellent!
During the summer months, how does a bunny stay cool? – With hare conditioning!
What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? – “Hoppy Birthday” !
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? – A new color!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite game to play at the park? – Hopscotch!
What should you do if your home is infested with Easter eggs? – Call an eggs-terminator!
Windy Easter egg hunt taking place?
What do dinosaurs do on Easter? – Nothing, because they’re eggs-tinct!
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
What do you call when you cross a bunny with an onion? – A bunion!
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my Easter candy!
What do you call a transformative bunny? – Hop-timus Prime!
What kinds of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite? – Bunny tales!
Why didn’t the Easter Bunny make it back home in time? – Because he didn’t have enough hare fare!
What do you call a bunny with money? – A billionhare!
What do you call an egg that meditates? – An ommmmmmlet!
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? – Fry-day!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? – The retail store!
Did you hear about the woman that complained about her rabbit stew? – She said there was a hare in it!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his hair looking spiffy? – With a hare brush!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? – From an eggplant!
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? – Because an egg beater!
Police hurry up and find all the Easter eggs.
Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
Butcher eggs in one basket!
What stories does the Easter Bunny tell his children? – Ones with hoppy endings!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite capital? -Albunny, New York!
What kind of vegetable is angry? – A steamed carrot!
Why didn’t the bunny hop? – No bunny knows!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? – “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain? – Get wet!
What do you need if your eggs mysteriously disappear? – An eggsplanation!
How does a bunny throw a tantrum? – It gets hopping mad!
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny? – A honey bunny!
What does the Easter Bunny say when he burps? – Eggscuse me!
Why did the Easter Bunny join a gym? – Because he needs to get lots of eggscercise!
Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? – He’s an egghead!
Why was the Easter egg so strict? – He was hard boiled!
Donut. Donut who?
Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? – Jelly Beans!
What do you call a forgetful rabbit? – A hare-brain!
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most hair? – The outside!
How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end? – With a “y”!
Where do bunnies go to dance? – At the basket ball!
What do ducks have for lunch? – Soup and quakers!
Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s tail be 12-inches long? – Because then it would be a foot!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to get all these Easter eggs?
Why couldn’t the Easter egg watch TV? – Because his cable was scrambled!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? – “It’s been nice growing you!”
What made the Easter Bunny laugh? – He heard a funny yolk!
What do you get if you pour boiling water into a bunny hole? – Hot cross bunnies!
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? – A smarty pants!
How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? – Around the cluck!
What do you get when you have a rabbit with no hair? – A hairless hare!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? – Two points, just like everyone else!
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? – Because he had an eggache!
How can you find the Easter Bunny? – Look at a map and eggs marks the spot!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite story? – The Cotton Tail!
When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? – In the dictionary!
What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? -One chews and hops, one hews and chops!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill? – One is a mad bunny and one is bad money!
Why did the Easter egg go to a basketball game? – For the eggstra innings!
Why didn’t the Easter egg cross the road? – Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? – It’s a tender tail!