100 Funny Spring Dad Jokes to Share This Season

Spring has finally sprung! The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the sun is shining—what better way to celebrate the season of renewal than with some fresh, pun-filled dad jokes? Whether you’re lounging in the garden, going on a picnic, or just need a little sunshine in your day, these jokes are sure to put a spring in your step and a smile on your face.

Get ready to laugh, groan, and roll your eyes with these 80 spring dad jokes guaranteed to bring the blooming humor to your season!

Spring-Themed Dad Jokes

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant!

What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour garden!

Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped!

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!

Why was the bee’s hair so messy? Because it used a honeycomb!

What do you call a well-dressed lion in spring? A dandy-lion!

Why do cows love spring? Because it’s udderly amazing!

What did one April shower say to the other? May the best rain win!

How do you tell the difference between spring flowers and fall leaves? You can’t—both are unbelievable!

Why do birds make great comedians? Because they always tweet the right thing!

Garden and Plant Jokes

What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!

Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend? Because she was acting a little nutty!

What did the tree say to spring? What a relief!

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!

What kind of flowers grow on faces? Tulips!

Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!

How do you know spring is a great musician? Because it has perfect blossomony!

Why did the gardener always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a root!

What’s a tree’s least favorite month? September!

What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, bud?

Spring Animals Jokes

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? Because they have hare-conditioning!

What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny!

What do bees use to brush their hair? A honeycomb!

Why do ducks make great detectives? Because they always quack the case!

Why don’t sheep like spring cleaning? Because they hate to baaaaackuum!

Why did the rooster sit on the fence in spring? Because he wanted to cock-a-doodle-view!

How do bees greet each other in the morning? Hey honey!

Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car was toad!

What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject? Mothematics!

Why are birds always on time? Because they know when it’s time to fly!

Easter Dad Jokes

Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Egg-cercise!

Why was the Easter Bunny so happy? Because some bunny loves him!

What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight? Because it didn’t want to get cracked!

What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A pun-ny rabbit!

Why was the Easter basket so good at basketball? It had great bunny hops!

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold!

How does a rabbit travel? By hare-plane!

April Showers Jokes

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!

Why did the thunderstorm break up? Too many shocking moments!

What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Mountain Dew!

Why do raindrops like to go to school? So they can be in a class of their own!

What did the thunder say to the lightning? You’re shockingly fast!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

Why don’t raindrops ever get lost? Because they always follow the forecast!

How do you wrap a cloud? With a mystery box!

What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!

Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? Because it found someone more transparent!

More Spring Puns and Jokes

Why do flowers always drive convertibles? Because they love the open breeze!

What did the seed say to the sun? I’m rooting for you!

Why did the grass feel so good? Because it was freshly cut!

What’s a springtime frog’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

What’s a tree’s favorite social media app? Timber!

Why did the gardener go to therapy? He had too many thorny issues!

What do you call a dancing flower? A bloom box!

Why was the daisy so happy? Because it had a spring in its step!

What do you call a tree that makes decisions? A branch manager!

What did the leaf say to spring? I’m falling for you!

Why did the cherry tree blush? Because it saw the gardener’s hoe!

What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy? Bumble gum!

How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!

Why do we never tell secrets in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why do flowers never get lost? Because they always know the root!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

Why don’t flowers ever argue? Because they always turn the other leaf!

What’s a rabbit’s favorite spring activity? Hopping into new adventures!

Why was the cucumber so calm? Because it was in a pickle but stayed cool!

Why did the bee go to school? To become a spelling bee!

How do flowers kiss? With their tulips!

Why do birds fly north in the spring? Because it’s too far to walk!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!

Why was the garden so noisy? Because the plants had a lot of thyme to talk!

What’s a sun’s favorite type of music? Light rock!

Why did the bunny sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot cross bunny!

Why did the farmer plant a seed in his computer? Because he wanted to grow his website!

What’s a butterfly’s favorite game? Hide and beak!

What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!

Spring is all about new beginnings, fresh blooms, and plenty of laughter! Whether you’re sharing these dad jokes at a backyard BBQ, a spring picnic, or just over a cup of coffee, they’re sure to bring smiles (and maybe a few groans). So go ahead, embrace the punny side of spring, and keep the laughter growing like a well-watered garden.

Which joke was your favorite? Share it with your friends and keep the seasonal fun alive!