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100 Very Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids
As the clock ticks closer to midnight and a brand-new year, it’s time to sprinkle a little extra joy and laughter into your celebrations. What better way to kick off the New Year than with a collection of hilarious dad jokes? These groan-worthy yet endearing quips are perfect for sharing with family, friends, or even strangers at your New Year’s Eve party. Guaranteed to spark chuckles and lighten the mood, these jokes are the perfect icebreakers for welcoming 2025 with a smile.
1. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Year’s Eve.
2. Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year’s Eve?
He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.
3. What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
4. Why did the math book look sad on New Year’s Eve?
It had too many problems from the past year.
5. What did the ghost say on New Year’s Eve?
“Happy Boo Year!”
6. Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
To start off the New Year in a cool way.
7. What’s a digital camera’s New Year’s resolution?
1080p.
8. Why did the man stand on one leg at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
He wanted to start the year on the right foot.
9. What do you call someone who says they know all the words to “Auld Lang Syne”?
A liar.
10. Why was the broom late to the New Year’s party?
It swept in at the last minute.
11. What did the big champagne bottle say to the little one?
“You’re too young to pop!”
12. Why did the man shoplift a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
He got 12 months.
13. What’s the one group that hates New Year’s Day?
The New Year’s Eve cleanup crew.
14. What did Adam say to Eve on December 31?
It’s New Year’s, Eve.
15. Why was the telephone late for work on January 1?
It was busy ringing in the new year!
16. What compliment did the drink glass give to the champagne on New Year’s Eve?
“You’re so bubbly!”
17. Why did the man bring a pencil to the New Year’s Eve party?
To write down his new resolutions—he knew he’d erase them later.
18. My New Year’s resolution was to read more, so I…
put subtitles on all my TV shows.
19. Why do New Year’s resolutions never last?
Because they go in one year and out the other!
20. I made a New Year’s resolution to stop procrastinating, but…
I’ll start it tomorrow.
21. Why was the broom’s New Year’s resolution so easy?
It wanted to sweep the floor with its goals!
22. What did the New Year say to the old year?
I’m outta here, see ya never!
23. Why do people celebrate New Year’s with champagne?
Because it’s the bubbly way to start the year off right!
24. What do you call someone who never remembers their New Year’s resolutions?
Forgetful January!
25. I threw a New Year’s Eve party at my clock store—it was…
about time!
26. Why did the calendar go to therapy in January?
It had too many dates and couldn’t commit to any!
27. Why did the kid cross the playground on New Year’s Day?
To get to the “next year” slide!
28. What’s the best thing about New Year’s for a cat?
They get nine resolutions!
29. What did the dad say when he saw his kid still asleep on New Year’s Day?
Wake up, it’s a whole new year already!
30. Why did the computer start acting funny on New Year’s?
It had too many bytes from the New Year’s Eve party.
31. Why don’t New Year’s jokes ever get old?
Because they’re always fresh!
32. What did the clock say to the calendar on New Year’s Eve?
“It’s about time we got together.”
33. What’s the easiest way to keep your New Year’s resolution?
Never make one.
34. Why did the fireworks feel shy on New Year’s?
Because they wanted to make a bang, but not too soon!
35. Why do people like to party on New Year’s Eve?
Because it’s the only time popping bottles is socially acceptable!
36. What’s the best New Year’s resolution for a comedian?
To make people laugh more!
37. Why did the grape go to the New Year’s party?
It wanted to wine and dine!
38. What did the champagne glass say on New Year’s?
Cheers to a sparkling year ahead!
39. Why are New Year’s parties the best?
Because they’re full of resolutions and confetti!
40. Why do calendars always look forward to New Year’s?
Because they get a fresh start.
41. What’s the best New Year’s resolution for a chef?
To cook up more fun in the kitchen!
42. What did the snowman do on New Year’s Eve?
He chilled out with friends.
43. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the New Year’s Eve party?
He wanted to climb into the new year.
44. Why was the party hat so excited for New Year’s?
Because it’s the one night it gets to shine!
45. What’s a librarian’s favorite New Year’s resolution?
To read between the lines.
46. Why did the clock get invited to every New Year’s party?
Because it always knows when to ring in the New Year!
47. What do you call a parade on New Year’s Day?
A fresh start march.
48. Why did the dad joke cross the road on New Year’s?
To get to the pun side of the year!
49. Why did the toast get a New Year’s makeover?
Because it wanted to start the year butter!
50. Why was the New Year’s resolution so excited?
Because it couldn’t wait to be broken!
As you ring in 2025, let these jokes add a touch of laughter to your celebrations. Whether shared over a meal, at a party, or on social media, these dad jokes are a surefire way to spread joy and smiles. After all, the best way to start the New Year is with a hearty laugh and a positive outlook. Cheers to a year full of humor, happiness, and endless possibilities!
