82 Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls was released in 2004 and now, eighteen years later, the movie is still as popular as it was the day it was released. This classic film is probably the most quotable movie of all time. It stars Lindsay Lohn, Rachel McAdams, and Tina Fey (who wrote and directed the film as well!). If you are looking for the best Mean Girls quotes to say to your friends, then you have come to the right spot. This is a list of 82 of the best quotes from Mean Girls.

 

Quotes Said by Regina George

  1. “So you agree, you think you’re really pretty.”
  2. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
  3. Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen. 
  4. Boo, you whore. 
  5. Get in, loser. We’re going shopping. 
  6. Because that vest was disgusting!
  7. God, Karen, you are so stupid. 
  8. I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend. 
  9. They say you’re a homeschooled jungle freak who is a less hot version of me. 
  10. That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen. 
  11. I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. 
  12. Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results; if you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it’s urgent; thank you.
  13. Then it’s settled, so you can go shave your back now.
  14. Aren’t you so mad at Gretchen for telling me?
  15. I love her; she’s like a martian!
  16. And right now, you’re getting on my last nerve! Switch!
  17. Gretchen told me you like Aaron Samuels. I mean, I don’t care, do whatever you want, but lemme just tell you something about Aaron, all he cares about is school and his mom and his friends.

 

Mean Girls Quotes: Quotes Said by Gretchen Weiners

  1. Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
  2. I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular. 
  3. If only you knew how mean she really is… You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them any more. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them and… it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
  4. That’s so fetch.
  5. I mean, no offence, but why would she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much.
  6. Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!
  7. Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
  8. Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.
  9. You can’t sit with us!
  10. Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.
  11. Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.
  12. Oh, it’s like slang, from… England.
  13. And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.
  14. Well, I mean you wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
  15. And did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT Prep but really she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. And I never told anyone because… I was such a good friend.
  16. Oh no, I can’t say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
  17. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.

 

Quotes Said by Karen Smith

  1. If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
  2. On Wednesdays we wear pink!
  3. Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
  4. Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
  5. They were real that day I wore a vest!
  6. Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?
  7. I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
  8. Well… I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
  9. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.
  10. I’m a MOUSE. DUH.
  11. There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!
  12. Oh my God, you’re so skinny!
  13. Oh my god, she’s so annoying.
  14. What? He’s a good kisser.
  15. Why are you dressed so scary?
  16. No, I am actually. I’m failing almost everything!
  17. My nail beds suck. 

 

Mean Girls Quotes: Quotes Said by Cady Heron 

  1. Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
  2. And that’s how Regina George died. No, I’m totally kidding. But she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that’s just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me Push her in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor.
  3. You know what! It’s not my fault you’re like, in love with me, or something!
  4. I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
  5. And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
  6. Yeah, he’s almost too gay to function.
  7. Regina said she’ll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She’s such a good… SLUT!
  8. Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.
  9. Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
  10. I don’t know, I mean, she’s so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
  11. It’s 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
  12. Same with Gretchen: the meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous… people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you.
  13. Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.
  14. Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
  15. I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.
  16. Ms. Norbury had us write out apologies to people we’d hurt in our lifes.
  17. Did you just say “thang”?

 

Random Quotes from Mean Girls

  1. Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!- Kevin Gnapor 
  2. Your parents have been eaten by cannibals!- Ms. Norbury
  3. Your mom’s chest hair!- Janis Ian 
  4. And then… Oh yeah, Cady – you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash.- Janis Ian
  5. …the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.- Janis Ian 
  6. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody’s business, she knows everything about everyone.- Janis Ian 
  7. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.- Damian 
  8. I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care- Damian
  9. You can’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!- Damian 
  10. That’s probably true. How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?- Ms. Norbury
  11. Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?- Ms. Norbury
  12. I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…- Crying girl 
  13. I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops- Bethany 
  14. I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.- Tim Pak
  15. One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.- Bethany
  16. Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.- Cady Heron
  17. I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don’t have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.- Ms. Norbury
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