100+ Hilarious Yearbook Quotes to Make Everyone Laugh

Looking for the perfect yearbook quote that stands out and makes your classmates smile, giggle, or literally laugh out loud? Yearbook quotes are your chance to leave a memorable mark, express your personality, and show off your sense of humor. Whether you want something goofy, clever, sarcastic, or downright hilarious, this list has 100+ quotes to inspire you.

We organized them by style so you can find funny one-liners, clever comebacks, pop culture references, and sarcastic gems that fit your personality. Use these in your own yearbook, senior cap, profile, or anywhere you want to leave a memorable laugh.

Quick Tips for Choosing Your Quote

• Keep it appropriate for school and all audiences
• Stay true to your personality
• Think about how it will age over time
• Short, punchy quotes are easiest to read
• Add inside jokes if they make sense to readers

Now let’s dive into 100+ hilarious yearbook quotes.

Classic Funny Quotes

1. I spent 113 percent of my effort this year
2. I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode
3. I came I saw I made it awkward
4. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them
5. I put the pro in procrastinate
6. I smiled because I had no idea what was going on
7. I do not always graduate but when I do I barely do
8. I survived another school year without caffeine poisoning
9. Too cool for school too tired for life
10. I changed a lot this year still not sure if it is for the better

Clever and Witty Quotes

11. I finally learned how to right good
12. I can’t believe I graduated writing essays for fun said no one ever
13. I am proof that practice tests do nothing
14. I am on cloud nine but I left my homework on Earth
15. If you’re reading this you’re too close
16. My attendance was only a suggestion
17. I put the class in classical chaos
18. I have a degree in sarcasm
19. I would like to thank Google and coffee
20. My brain has too many tabs open

Short and Hilarious One-Liners

21. Bye paper cut city
22. Still standing after all these tests
23. I peaked in school and it was lunch
24. Chaos coordinator in disguise
25. I am why we can’t have nice things
26. Life is short but my homework was not
27. I am a limited edition of confusion
28. Future procrastinator at your service
29. I laughed at my own jokes so you will too
30. I blinked and senior year was gone

Pop Culture and Meme Quotes

31. I am the drama the myth the legend
32. I graduated now I go nap forever
33. Not all who wander are lost some are just late
34. This is my final form spoiler alert
35. I came for the grades and stayed for the memes
36. Do or do not there is no try unless it is optional
37. I put the cool in uncool
38. R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me but I am still learning
39. I am the answer to a question no one asked
40. I live my life one meme at a time

Sarcastic and Dry Humor Quotes

41. I was going to take over the world but I overslept
42. I do not need an award I need a nap
43. I am not weird I am limited edition
44. I followed my heart it led to the fridge
45. I am not short I am concentrated awesome
46. I am not arguing I am just explaining why I am right
47. I still do not understand math but I passed anyway
48. I tried to be normal once it was horrible
49. I could give up sarcasm but I am not a quitter
50. I said no more homework then the teacher said new homework

Wholesome but Funny Quotes

51. I graduated now I get free time again I think
52. I laughed a lot and learned a little
53. Be kind rewind your memories
54. I left my heart in these hallways and my homework everywhere else
55. Thanks for the memories the good the bad and the hilarious
56. I came here to learn and made memories too
57. I did not trip I just tested gravity
58. If you can read this you survived with me
59. I will miss the chaos and the calm
60. I made friends and mischief equally

School Life Humor

61. School taught me patience and snacks
62. I mastered the art of walking into class late
63. My GPA is a color not a number
64. I did not fail I found creative alternatives
65. I spent most of my time in the hallways and my heart in the cafeteria
66. I survived all tests except the pop quizzes
67. I am not tired I am just out of batteries
68. I took attendance seriously but not really
69. I learned enough to be dangerous
70. I graduated with honors in nap time

Future Plans with a Funny Twist

71. I will be famous but not sure why
72. I am planning to conquer life once I find my keys
73. College is coming and so is my panic
74. I will attend future reunions in pajamas
75. My next step is to find coffee that never ends
76. I graduated now I learn how to cook
77. Career plans include eating and sleeping
78. I will major in avoiding responsibilities
79. My future is bright but my sunglasses are lost
80. I aim to be successful or at least entertaining

Relationship and Friend Humor

81. Thanks for tolerating my nonsense
82. We laugh now because we survived tests together
83. I will miss your faces but not your group chats
84. We made it this far even though we were late a lot
85. I have friends who are basically family and memes
86. Thanks for the memories and the inside jokes
87. We were like a puzzle missing pieces but still funny
88. Our group chat deserves an award
89. I will miss our chaos and calm days
90. You are not just classmates you are favorite people

Random Hilarious Quotes

91. If laughter is medicine I overdosed here
92. I am allergic to homework but graduated anyway
93. I am proof that naps improve test results
94. My future is unwritten and unplanned but exciting
95. I might forget names but never forget snacks
96. I came I saw I avoided drama mostly
97. I am living proof that attendance is optional
98. I traded sleep for memories and I do not regret it
99. I laughed at tests more than answered them
100. I learned more from laughs than lectures
101. I have a degree in surviving chaos
102. I will still be funny in the future even when I try to be serious
103. I graduated and I still do not know how I did it
104. My diploma is proof that anything is possible
105. I made it out with humor intact

Hilarious yearbook quotes are the perfect way to leave school with a smile. Whether you want sarcastic one-liners, clever puns, school life humor, or memes that make your friends laugh, these quotes give you tons of options. Pick one that fits your personality and make your yearbook unforgettable.