🤡 Welcome to the Side of the Internet Where Everything’s a Meme and Nothing Is Real
This corner of the internet? Yeah, it runs on ✨coping mechanisms✨, iced coffee, and the occasional identity crisis at 3AM. Gen Z doesn’t cry—we post memes about it, laugh ironically, and say “LOL” while silently spiraling.
If you’ve ever trauma-dumped in a group chat, quoted TikTok audios IRL, or thought, *”Maybe Mercury retrograde is ruining my life”*, congrats. You’ve unlocked ✨full Gen Z energy.✨
So buckle up, bestie. The serotonin might be low, but the jokes? High-key unhinged.
> 150 jokes coming at you faster than your situationship can leave you on read.
Let’s dive in. No cap. Rizz will be lost. Sanity? Unknown. Vibes? Immaculate.
🖤 Dark Humor That Your Therapist Would Side-Eye
- My toxic trait? Thinking a Pinterest quote can fix 14 years of mental damage.
- Me: “I’m fine.” Also me, staring into the void while eating shredded cheese at 1AM: 🙂
- Alarm: Rings Me: “I literally begged to not exist.” Alarm: “lol same.”
- “Go outside.” Bro, I barely go outside my ✨comfort zone✨.
- My brain at 2AM: Wanna overthink or relive 7th grade embarrassment?
- I don’t need therapy. I need a nap, a snack, and everyone to shut up forever.
- If I had a dollar for every mental breakdown I turned into a meme, I could pay for real therapy.
- I tried being productive and immediately felt sick.
🧠 Meme Lore That Deserves a Documentary
- POV: Open TikTok for 2 minutes. Suddenly it’s 5AM and you’ve joined FrogTok. 🐸
- SpongeBob quotes = my actual vocabulary.
- Shrek isn’t a meme, he’s a religion.
- “She’s a 10 but says ‘doge’ like it’s 2013.” 🚩
- Me: sips coffee in a burning room “This is fine.”
- I understood that reference. (Even when I didn’t.)
- Vine compilations = my personality.
- Saying “it’s giving” to literally everything.
- Gen Z flirting: sending cursed memes at 2:41AM and hoping for the best.
- “Corn Kid” has done more for society than half our politicians.
📱 Social Media: AKA Where My Screen Time Hits 11 Hours
- Instagram really saw my post flop and said: “Not today, bestie.”
- Story gets 1 view. It’s my mom. Thanks queen.
- TikTok has me believing I need crystals, a frog plushie, and shadow work.
- “I’m done with social media” — me, opening another app immediately.
- Snapchat streaks = the most stable relationship of my life.
- I overshare on IG like it’s a diary with 300 strangers.
- Posted something then panicked and deleted it in 0.3 seconds.
- “Why is Insta dead?” IDK babe maybe we all moved to the void.
🧃 School & Work Chaos Because We’re All ✨Barely Hanging On✨
- School taught me everything… except how to do taxes or be emotionally stable.
- Studied for 5 minutes. Brain: “You’ve done enough, king.”
- Group projects trained me to carry people who ghost in real life too.
- I’ve had a job for 2 years and still can’t open Outlook without dissociating.
- My boss said “we’re family”… cool, then can I borrow $500?
- “Let’s circle back” = corporate version of “I’m never responding again.”
- College taught me how to survive off vibes, caffeine, and ramen.
- Work WiFi goes down and suddenly I’m a woodland creature again.
💔 Dating, Rizz, and Emotional Damage
- My love language is memes and acting chill while internally spiraling.
- Ghosted? Nah babe, they Casper’d me with a side of emotional confusion.
- “Let’s not label this” = OK then I’ll call it pain.
- I fall in love like it’s a sport and I’m losing every game.
- Me: Overthinks text for 3 hours Them: “k.”
- I don’t flirt. I malfunction.
- Dating apps are like Pokémon Go but with red flags.
- My type? Emotionally unavailable with a playlist and unresolved trauma.
📢 Slang, Rizz, and TikTok Fluency 101
- “No cap” = truth. “Cap” = lies. English? Optional.
- Rizz: nonexistent. I flirt like a Google Doc with no formatting.
- “It’s giving…” what? ✨Anxiety✨?
- I speak in TikTok, vibes, and trauma.
- “Sus,” “mid,” “slay,” and “delulu” — my entire personality.
- Saying “you ate” instead of “well done” like I’m a chaotic Michelin critic.
- Gen Z doesn’t talk. We ✨vibe telepathically✨ through memes.
🍕 Food, Coffee & Chaotic Meals at 2AM
- My food groups are: iced coffee, intrusive thoughts, and cold pizza.
- “Girl dinner” is just vibes and three crackers.
- Meal prep? Babe, I barely prep my mental state.
- I season everything with sarcasm and generational trauma.
- Boba barista made eye contact and now we’re in a fake relationship.
- One sip of coffee and suddenly I’m ready to fix my entire life (for 5 minutes).
- I ate a vegetable and expected emotional stability. Lies.
🫡 Catch You on the FYP, Bestie
And that’s on ✨Gen Z humor✨. If you laughed, cried, trauma-dumped, or spiraled a little while reading—congrats, you’re one of us 💀📱
Screenshot your fave. Post it. Overshare. Spiral. Repeat.
Oh, and before you log off:
👉 Drink some water and call it self-care
Stay unhinged, kings & queens. Periodt. 💅👑🫠