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It’s your first Valentine’s Day with your someone special, and whether you’ve been together for months or just for a few weeks, it’s hard to know what to gift them. You may not have even given a label to your relationship yet, but you just want to let him know you’re thinking of him. Without going crazy, or getting something ridiculously cheesy, we promise there are a lot of choices.
Time for some inspiration, read on to discover our best gift ideas for your first Valentine’s Day with your boyfriend. You’ll find some unique gifts that he is bound to enjoy!
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The Best First Valentine’s Day Gifts Ideas for Boyfriend on Amazon 2024
1. For the gamer
Shop this cool t-shirt, perfect for your gamer boyfriend. You can get yourself a matching one to rock on Valentine’s Day with him, or he can wear this to chill out at home and think of you when he wears it.
2. For the whiskey lover
If your boyfriend loves nothing more than kicking back and enjoying a glass of whiskey, he will love this kit. In this chic pinewood box, there are two crystal whiskey glasses, whiskey stones, stone coasters, tongs, a velvet storage bag and cocktail recipe cards. So if you’re lucky, he could treat you to a cocktail or two!
3. For the jokester
If your significant other loves a joke, then they’ll love this funny gift. “If you can read this, bring me some tacos” socks can help communicate when he’s hangry!
4. To spice things up
This game is perfect for bonding and spicing things up in your relationship. You can choose talk for a serious conversation, flirt for a flirty question or dare for a romantic dare for the two of you! It’s a great game to play on Valentine’s Day!
5. For the pool fanatic
He will love perfecting his skills with this mini pool table. Its size means that it is portable and he can place it anyway to play alone or with his friends.
6. To wind down
Treat your boyfriend to some memory foam slippers that will be a delight to his feet! He’ll feel like he is walking on clouds, and they are the perfect thing to slip on after a long day.
7. For the romantic
List the reasons why you love your special someone in this cute little book. You can make it as cute, funny or flirty as you wish!
8. For the music fanatic
Let him play his music loud with this vintage-style record player. The twist? It has bluetooth so you can even play music off your phone!
9. For the outdoor adventurer
Treat him to a luxuriously soft cashmere beanie that will help him battle those freezing winter temperatures, all in style!
10. For his grooming routine
For the one that loves to have his beard totally on-point, then he’ll love this luxurious grooming kit. It contains beard balm, a beard comb, beard oil, beard scissors, a beard brush and a care guide.
11. Something useful
This waterproof Bluetooth speaker is perfect for listening to music in the shower, but also for his outdoor adventures such as water sports. He can listen to his favorite songs to keep him motivated!
12. For the beer fanatic
For beer lovers, this is a gift that will allow them to play and taste beers. You taste an unlabeled beer and with friends, you guess which one you are drinking. It’s a fun game to play as a couple or at a party!
13. Something sweet
He will love this smoky yet sweet-smelling candle that will help set the mood for romance. This luxurious soy candle in a black jar is sleek and masculine. He won’t get enough of it!
14. For the foodie
Treat him to this hot sauce making kit with this incredible selection of spices and different kinds of peppers. It comes with a recipe book to help you along the way!
15. To treat him to some TLC
Help your man scrub up by gifting him this special bath set. All the products are made of natural ingredients for a softer touch to the skin!
16. For the meme specialist
Read the book about our sour-faced friend, Grumpy Cat. Your Valentine will learn about Grumpy Cat, his backstory and be able to see many memable photos!
17. After a long day
Treat your loved one to neck and shoulder massager after a long day or an intense workout. It targets all those aches and pains and soothes. Goodbye knots!
18. For the tech geek
Use this screen magnifier to project movies or games from your cell phone onto the screen. This will make a great Valentine’s present for a boyfriend who’s a tech geek, a movie fanatic or a gamer.
19. For something cute
Gift these cute pillow cases for your bed this Valentine’s! He’ll be dreaming of you with this present!
20. For long-distance
Celebrate your love with a Lovebox. This novel idea allows you to send a photo or a message through the Lovebox app so it appears on your Valentine’s screen. You’ll be able to surprise them every day, even when you’re apart!
21. For the snacker
If your boyfriend is quite the snacker (and who isn’t?), then treat him to a gift box of beef jerky goodies! He can try out all the different spice levels and with 12 packets, there’s enough to keep him going!
22. For rainy days
Spend a rainy day indoors and do the activities in the Fun Book for Couples. There are quizzes, games and challenges to keep you two busy. This is a great bonding tool that both of you will love!
23. For the thrillseeker
If your boyfriend loves hiking, mountain climbing, anything that involves the great outdoors basically, then this backpack is for him! It is water-resistant and has plenty of pockets to store his things.
24. For date nights
When he’s getting dressed up for your Valentine’s date night, treat him to this beautiful soft leather wallet and a matching card holder from Fossil. It’s the perfect way to finish off his outfit!
25. For his underwear drawer
You can’t go wrong with boxers on Valentine’s Day, and especially Calvin Klein. This 7 pack is perfect to gift your special someone.
26. For the bookworm
Gift a Kindle to your bookworm boyfriend. He’ll love being able to read his favorite books all whilst being on the move, or even being in the tub!
27. For the one wanting to perfect his beard
Time to tame that out-of-control beard! Help your boyfriend out by gifting him this beard trimmer and electric shaver all-in-one. He won’t need to go to the barbers!
28. For the secret chef
Allow your boyfriend to perfect his cooking and notably his chopping skills with this chef’s knife. Those ingredients will be precisely cut up in no time at all!
29. For the globetrotter
Lonely Planet is the best for travel guides – so treat your globetrotter to their Best in Travel 2022 book. The imagery is incredible, and he’ll soon be booking a romantic trip for two!
30. For the workaholic
Whether your boyfriend is working in the office or from home, let him still enjoy a nice hot cup of coffee, even on those busy mornings. This mug warmer will work a treat on those days he wishes he would have stayed in bed!
31. For the one who is constantly on his cell phone
For the one who just can’t let his phone go – give him a present he actually needs! We recommend these touch-screen gloves that are also water resistant for those outdoor adventures you just have to get a photo of!
32. For the trendsetter
Treat your trendsetter to this timelessly chic premium leather iPhone case. He can go color-coordinated and team it with a belt in the same camel shade for extra style points!
33. For the next movie night
Are you still watching Netflix on his laptop? Why haven’t you gifted this already? Treat him to an Amazon Fire Stick, allowing you to watching Netflix, Prime Video, Disney + and Hulu all in one! No need to thank us!
34. For a touch of class
If he loves all things sophisticated, then The Watch Book is the perfect coffee table book to add to his collection. Read about the world’s greatest brands and how they have crafted so many elegant and ingenious pieces over the years.
35. For a romantic Valentine’s brunch
This waffle maker is a win-win situation because if you gift it to your boyfriend, he may just make you waffles for Valentine’s Day! Worth a shot, right?
36. For the BBQ King
If the BBQ is your man’s pride and joy, gift him this BBQ apron! With brighter days coming, he’ll soon be showing this off at your next family gathering.
37. For the one who needs fashion advice
If your boyfriend is getting more like you and complaining he has nothing to wear, then gift him an over shirt this Valentine’s Day. He’ll love wearing it all year long, layering it in the colder months and rocking it over a t-shirt in the summer.
38. For the wannabe detective
If your special someone is a fiend for true crime documentaries, then give him a case of his own to solve! This murder mystery game will allow him to trace back to the scene of the crime and see if he can crack the case.
39. For cozier nights
Does his bed sheet situation make you despair? Give his bed an upgrade with this luxuriously soft sheets in pure Egyptian cotton. So good, you’ll never want to leave the bed!
40. For the regular runner
If your boyfriend likes to clear his head every morning with a run, then he needs running shoes that will take him to his destination. This Nike shoe has a brand new cushioning unit on the forefoot and foam for maximum responsiveness.
41. For chilly winter days
This cashmere scarf is the perfect way to keep warm in style. In a timeless navy blue, it will suit all of his outfits beautifully!
42. For when he visits you
Give him a more stylish alternative to carry his toiletries with this beautiful leather toiletry bag. Its satchel style makes it stylish, plus it’s water resistant – perfect for any spillages!
43. To help him tidy up
Does his bedside table look a mess? Is it the stuff made of nightmares? Then this docking station meets bedside table-organizer is the perfect solution to both of your woes.
44. For the chocoholic
If he loves chocolate just as much as you do, treat him to the best of Belgian chocolate with this Godiva gift basket. You can even add a gift message!
45. For the avid writer
Gift him this beautiful leather notebook for him to jot down his thoughts, write his next book or start his poetry collection. There’s nothing quite as personal as gifting someone a journal.
46. For the sushi expert
Treat him to the delicacies of his favorite Japanese restaurant in the comfort of his own home with this kit. He will love making sushi and maki with the bamboo mat for extra precision!
47. For some self-care
Help him upgrade his skincare routine with this Bulldog skin and grooming set. Both products contian natural ingredients for even softer skin and facial hair. See the effects in under 4 weeks!
48. For when you just can’t decide
Are takeouts the main source of your disagreements? Say goodbye to food-related arguments with this takeaway dice. Roll the dice, and the dice will decide what you guys are eating tonight!
49. For a new scent
It’s never easy to pick out a scent, especially for your Valentine, but Dolce & Gabbana’s The One is a classic! Its delicious scent is perfect for a charismatic and elegant man. This perfume will soon be his go-to for any special occasion.
50. For the one who wants to look cool
You can’t go wrong with Rayban’s Wayfarer sunglasses! He will love wearing them on the next sunny day or looking sophisticated and cool on your next vacation.
51. For your next date
If his bowling skills aren’t quite there yet, get him practicing for your next date with this mini bowling game. Let’s see if he can get a strike!
52. For the big kid
If your boyfriend is a kid at heart, get him a Lego Architecture set. The San Francisco skyline will keep him busy for hours!
53. For date inspiration
For when the honeymoon period is over and your date ideas are drying up, gift him this dates idea box that you can share and share some truly unique moments together.
54. For early morning chills
Everyone needs a plush dressing gown in their wardrobe! It is super soft, cozy and fights those early morning chills. Gift this to him, and of course, steal it from time to time!
55. Get creative
Impress him with your creative streak and work on a scrapbook of your memories together. Sure, it may be the start of your relationship, but you can fill the first few pages at first, and work on the next ones as your relationship develops!
