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Welcome to the rot.
If you’ve ever found yourself lying in bed at 3 a.m. spiraling over a fictional man who hasn’t had a line since 2012, congratulations—you might be suffering from brainrot. And no, not the medical kind. We’re talking about the internet-born phenomenon of being completely, embarrassingly, and irrevocably obsessed with a character, concept, fandom, or bit so specific that your brain may as well be goo.
Brainrot slang is the chaotic language of the Extremely Online. It thrives on platforms like TikTok, Tumblr, Discord, and Twitter (sorry, “X”), where Gen Z humor, delulu behavior, and niche obsessions have formed a dialect only the chronically online can understand. If you’ve ever said “rotting in bed over my blorbo” with your whole chest or called yourself “so babygirl it’s sick,” you’re in the right place.
Below is a living, breathing (rotting?) glossary of 50+ brainrot terms categorized by flavor. Each one includes a definition and a usage line so you can spread the rot effectively.
Short for delusional. Used when you’re so obsessed, you fully believe your fantasy is real.
“I just know he’d fall in love with me if we met. I’m so delulu.”
A soft, domestic man who cooks, cleans, and simps for his partner. Often fictional.
“He’s a war criminal but also a total malewife.”
An unhinged endearment for men who are tragic, pathetic, or hot and sad.
“He committed atrocities but he’s so babygirl.”
A man who fails in a way that’s so embarrassing it’s feminine-coded.
“He got beat up and cried about it. Real girlfail behavior.”
A relationship you’ve invented with a fictional character or celebrity.
“I’m in a 4-year delusionship with a vampire who doesn’t know I exist.”
A delusion so strong it’s iconic. Embrace it.
“Do I think I’ll marry my blorbo? Yes. It’s called a slay delulu.”
A once-sarcastic phrase now used to describe chaotic femme power.
“She faked her death and ran a cult. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss energy.”
A beloved fictional character. Originated from Tumblr user gibberish.
“My blorbo from my shows is suffering again. Good for him.”
A silly, underrated character that fans adore irrationally.
“He’s my little scrimblo. I’d die for him.”
A random background character that only hardcore fans care about.
“Glup Shitto from episode 3? Literally shaped me as a person.”
A character who is sad, problematic, and oddly huggable.
“He’s evil but also a poor little meow meow. Let him sob.”
A moment that was inevitable in a character’s story (or your life).
“Me crying over my blorbo dying? It’s my canon event.”
Things fans believe that aren’t actually canon but feel true anyway.
“In fanon he knits sweaters and cries in the rain. I won’t be taking criticism.”
When someone writes or portrays a character in a way that’s just wrong.
“He would never say that. That’s so OOC it hurts.”
A huge, unsolicited info drop about fictional backstory or worldbuilding.
“I was trying to flirt but he lore dumped about his D&D character.”
Lying in bed doing nothing, usually due to obsession or depression.
“I’ve been rotting over this fanfic for 3 days.”
Something you can’t stop thinking about, ever.
“That 0.3 second smirk he did? Rent-free.”
The delusion that your life is a dramatic cinematic arc.
“I cried in the rain to Mitski. Peak main character energy.”
Fully enjoying something to an extreme degree.
“He posted one blurry pic and I’m eating it up like a starving Victorian child.”
Used to praise a powerful, iconic woman (or occasionally a man).
“She slayed that outfit. Literally mother.”
Delivered something flawlessly. No notes.
“That monologue? Ate. No crumbs.”
A subtle way of revealing a new relationship (or obsession).
“I posted a blurry hand and a book cover. Soft launching my new hyperfixation.”
When a reply gets more likes than the original tweet. Embarrassing.
“He tried to be snarky but got ratioed into the void.”
Acting in a way that’s robotic, predictable, or cringe.
“He said ‘how do you do’ unironically. NPC behavior.”
A deeply embedded memory—traumatic or not—that shaped you.
“Watching that anime finale in 8th grade? Core memory unlocked.”
An intense, all-consuming obsession, often neurodivergent-coded.
“I have a new hyperfixation. It’s baking bread and crying to sad edits.”
A one-sided emotional attachment to a creator or character.
“I know he’s a streamer, but our parasocial bond is real.”
A niche, skinny, morally gray character that fandoms thirst over.
“He’s a lanky Victorian murderer? Tumblr sexyman confirmed.”
The cultural evolution from one obsession to another.
“The ‘My Little Pony to fanfic author’ pipeline is real.”
Hopelessly and humiliatingly obsessed or attracted to someone.
“He posted one crumb and I’m down astronomical.”
The fictional being you turn to for comfort and serotonin.
“I’m emotionally dependent on a dead wizard. Thanks for asking.”
Obvious. Easy to detect. Sometimes used for fandom takes.
“Their self-insert fic? So clockable.”
Content that is messy or cringe but you eat it up anyway.
“They gave us more angst in a trench coat and I devoured the slop.”
No thoughts. Just obsession.
“Brain empty. Only Blorbo and his tragic backstory.”
An unhinged emotional reaction to fictional content.
“That trailer dropped and I went feral in a Chili’s parking lot.”
Used to express emotional devastation in a very online way.
“He touched her hand and I’m screaming, crying, throwing up.”
A soft way of saying something you’re certain of but in denial about.
“I have 38 tabs of fanfic open. I fear I’m not well.”
Euphemism for dying. Used for dramatic or humorous effect.
“If he dies in the finale, I will unalive.”
The moment you stop being nice and start being insane.
“They cancelled the show. I’m entering my villain arc.”
So over-the-top or bad that it becomes iconic.
“That scene was objectively terrible. Also, camp.”
To root for a fictional couple.
“I ship them harder than FedEx.”
“Your Name,” the protagonist of self-insert fanfiction.
“Y/N is kissing my blorbo in this 47k angst fic. I’m unwell.”
Meme format where you pick which character/vibe you are.
“I’m the anxious rat in the corner. Tag yourself.”
Being unapologetically true to yourself (or just unhinged).
“You wrote a 300k fic in 3 days? Based.”
Stoic, independent, and cringe.
“He said he doesn’t do emotions. Sigma male behavior.”
A character who is confirmed attractive in-universe.
“He’s canonically hot and emotionally damaged. I’m sold.”
Used ironically to confirm the insanity of your statement.
“I cried over a fan edit for 3 hours, not clickbait.”
When something speaks to your soul too much.
“That ‘girl lying on floor crying’ meme is so real (of me).”
When someone does something impressively or perfectly.
“She wrote a breakup scene and I sobbed. She ate that.”
Nothing matters anymore but we move forward.
“Did I fail again? Yeah. But it’s fine. We ball.”
Characters with vibes that scream “therapy now.”
“He monologues, cries, and stabs. Mentally ill-coded king.”