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The 46 Very Best Love Puns

Pumpkins are the ultimate symbol of autumn. Whether you’re carving a jack-o’-lantern, sipping a pumpkin spice latte, or decorating your home for fall, pumpkins bring warmth and joy to the season. Here’s a collection of 70 pumpkin quotes divided into different themes—from cute and funny to romantic and spooky.
“Autumn leaves and pumpkins, please.”
“Pumpkins are the spice of life.”
“Pumpkins, crisp air, and cozy vibes.”
“Fall is all about pumpkins and golden leaves.”
“Hello, gourd-geous!”
“Life is better with pumpkins.”
“Pumpkin dreams and autumn schemes.”
“Pumpkins everywhere make everything feel like fall.”
“There’s magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”
“Keep calm and pumpkin on.”
“Oh my gourd, I love fall!”
“Let’s get smashed… with pumpkin spice!”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
“You struck a gourd with me!”
“I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.”
“Gourd big or go home!”
“I’m hollow inside… but it’s Halloween!”
“You’re the pumpkin to my spice.”
“Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.”
“I was born a pumpkin and will die a pumpkin.”
“You’re sweeter than pumpkin pie.”
“Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.”
“You’re the pick of the patch.”
“In a field full of pumpkins, I found you.”
“Falling in love with you is like finding the perfect pumpkin.”
“Let’s carve out some time together.”
“Pumpkin hugs and harvest snugs.”
“Love you more than pumpkin pie.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“You’re the pumpkin to my pie.”
“Beware the night of the jack-o’-lantern!”
“Carving pumpkins by day, fighting evil by night.”
“It’s not Halloween without pumpkins and chills!”
“The pumpkins glow, and the spirits rise.”
“My pumpkins are as spooky as they come.”
“Pumpkins and ghouls, time to rule.”
“I’ll scare you with my jack-o’-lantern.”
“Pumpkin carving is my weapon of choice.”
“Boo! It’s time for the jack-o’-lanterns to light up the night.”
“There’s nothing scarier than a pumpkin with a knife.”
“Pumpkin spice is the scent of fall.”
“Pumpkin spice lattes make everything better.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a pumpkin spice latte, and that’s pretty close.”
“Pumpkin spice: the flavor of the season.”
“Sweater weather and pumpkin spice make everything nice.”
“Pumpkin spice is the ultimate fall mood.”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice!”
“Autumn without pumpkin spice? Perish the thought!”
“I’m thankful for pumpkin spice and cozy nights.”
“Pumpkin spice: a dash of joy in every cup.”
“My love for you is as big as the largest pumpkin in the patch.”
“You make me feel all warm and pumpkin-spiced inside.”
“Let’s carve out a life together.”
“You’re the one I’d pick out of the pumpkin patch.”
“Falling for you is like finding the perfect pumpkin.”
“Love is like a pumpkin; sweet and beautiful.”
“You’re the pumpkin I’d choose every season.”
“You’re the brightest pumpkin in my patch.”
“Pumpkin pie may be sweet, but you’re sweeter.”
“You’re the pick of my pumpkin patch.”
“The best way to celebrate autumn is by visiting a pumpkin patch.”
“Pumpkin patching is my favorite fall activity.”
“Let’s get lost in the pumpkin patch.”
“Pumpkins and patches make the perfect pair.”
“Fall fun starts at the pumpkin patch.”
“A visit to the pumpkin patch is a must for fall.”
“A pumpkin patch is the happiest place in autumn.”
“There’s no better way to spend a fall day than at the pumpkin patch.”
“In a world full of pumpkins, be the most beautiful one.”
“The perfect fall day starts at the pumpkin patch.”
These pumpkin quotes capture the essence of fall, from its cozy warmth to the spooky fun of Halloween. Whether you’re sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, heading to a pumpkin patch, or carving a jack-o’-lantern, these quotes are the perfect way to celebrate the season and share the love for all things pumpkin!