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Sometimes you don’t want a riddle that makes your brain sweat, you want the kind that makes everyone groan, laugh, and say, “That’s so stupid.” The best stupid riddles are quick, silly, and perfectly built for group chats, parties, family nights, classrooms, and awkward car rides.
Below you’ll find 120+ stupid riddles with answers, grouped into easy categories so you can jump straight to the kind of dumb humor you’re in the mood for.
How to Use Stupid Riddles (So They Land Every Time)
- Read it dramatically, like it’s the most serious mystery ever.
- Pause before the answer—the longer the pause, the bigger the groan.
- Keep the pace fast in groups: one riddle per person.
- Let people be wrong. That’s half the fun.
Classic Stupid Riddles (Instant Groaners)
Q: What is brown and sticky?
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
Q: What has many teeth but can’t bite?
Q: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
Q: What runs but never walks?
Q: What has a face but no eyes?
Q: What has one eye but can’t see?
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
“So Obvious It Hurts” Riddles
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
Q: What kind of band never plays music?
Q: What has legs but doesn’t walk?
Q: What has a neck but no head?
Q: What has words but never speaks?
Q: What has keys but can’t open locks?
Q: What has a bed but never sleeps?
Q: What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
Stupid Trick Questions (Gotcha Energy)
Q: Which month has 28 days?
Q: If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Q: What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Q: If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, where do they bury the survivors?
Q: What’s at the end of “everything”?
Q: What’s at the beginning of the end?
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Q: If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what happens?
Q: What has four fingers and a thumb but isn’t living?
Q: What question can you never answer “yes” to?
Q: What’s heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Q: If you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor, how do you avoid cracking the floor?
Q: What has a bottom at the top?
Q: What can you hold without ever touching it?
Stupid Animal Riddles
Q: Why don’t elephants use computers?
Q: Why did the cow go to space?
Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Q: What do you call an owl that does magic?
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Q: Why did the duck sit down?
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Stupid Food Riddles (Snackable and Silly)
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
Q: What do you call a cheese that likes to shoot hoops?
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Q: What kind of vegetable is good at boxing?
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Q: What do you call a potato that’s always in a hurry?
Q: What do you call bread that tells jokes?
Q: What’s the smartest dessert?
Q: What fruit is always sad?
Q: What kind of cake do ghosts like?
Q: What do you call a sandwich that tells secrets?
Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Stupid School Riddles (Classroom Groan Zone)
Q: Why did the pencil go to school?
Q: Why did the student eat their homework?
Q: What subject do witches like best?
Q: Why was the math book sad?
Q: What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cube?
Q: Why did the notebook get in trouble?
Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Q: Why did the computer go to class?
Q: What do you call a student who loves the beach?
Stupid “What Am I?” Riddles
Q: I have a face and two hands but no arms or legs. What am I?
Q: I go around the world but stay in one corner. What am I?
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
Q: I’m always in front of you but can’t be seen. What am I?
Q: I have many rings but no fingers. What am I?
Q: I have one head, one foot, and four legs. What am I?
Q: I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
Q: I’m light as a feather, but nobody can hold me for long. What am I?
Q: I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
Q: I wear a jacket, but I don’t get cold. What am I?
Stupid Riddles with Pun Answers (Maximum Eye-Roll)
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s good with words?
Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
Q: What do you call a belt made of watches?
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite place to keep money?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
Super Short Stupid Riddles (One-Breath Answers)
Q: What has ears but can’t hear?
Q: What has a bark but no bite?
Q: What can fill a room but takes no space?
Q: What breaks when you say it?
Q: What can you serve but never eat?
Q: What has a tongue but can’t talk?
Q: What has a spine but no bones?
Q: What has an eye but can’t see?
Q: What has a mouth but never eats?
Q: What’s white, cold, and falls from the sky?
Q: What has a heart but no blood?
Q: What starts with “E,” ends with “E,” and has one letter in it?
Q: What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night?
Q: What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Q: What has a bottom at the top?
Keep It Dumb (It’s More Fun That Way)
Stupid riddles are proof that you don’t need a genius-level puzzle to have a great time sometimes the dumber the twist, the bigger the laugh. Keep a few favorites saved for awkward silences, road trips, family dinners, or whenever you need instant, harmless entertainment.
