Chocolate has a way of making people dramatic, funny, romantic, nostalgic, and completely honest. One bite can feel like comfort. One square can fix a mood. One rich dessert can turn a regular day into something worth remembering. That is probably why writers, chefs, comedians, actors, and chocolate lovers have said so many memorable things about it.
Here are 50 chocolate quotes with named authors, perfect for captions, cards, dessert posts, chocolate day wishes, and anyone who believes life is better with a little cocoa in it.
Famous Chocolate Quotes
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Linda Grayson
“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”
Katharine Hepburn
“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.”
Jo Brand
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one.”
Judith Viorst
“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious.”
Justus von Liebig
“Caramels are a fad but chocolate is permanent.”
Milton S. Hershey
“Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.”
Joanne Harris
“There is no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
Fernando Pessoa
“Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.”
Dianne Castell
Funny Chocolate Quotes
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
George Carlin
“My wife said, ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.’ I said, ‘chocolate fudge.'”
Tommy Cooper
“My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.”
John Belushi
“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”
Cassandra Clare
“I always say, ‘I love chocolate, but I’m not Willy Wonka.'”
Jimmy Iovine
“I love my chocolate, I love my dessert, I love my cookie dough.”
Anthony Yarde
“I’m always, all the time, eating chocolate.”
Zoey Deutch
“I don’t drink coffee, but I do try to find a way to get some chocolate in every day.”
Danielle Brooks
“My kids don’t like chocolate. My husband doesn’t like chocolate, so I get it all to myself.”
Ayesha Curry
Sweet Chocolate Quotes
“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people. It does for me.”
Audrey Hepburn
“No day would be complete without chocolate.”
Lisa Edelstein
“Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.”
Phoebe Tonkin
“My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse.”
Sharon Stone
“I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.”
Abigail Spencer
“Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.”
Dean Ornish
“Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.”
Ursula Kohaupt
“Today I had some Spanish chocolate and it tasted so good that I felt as though I were in heaven.”
Johanna Theresia Lamberg
“I am pursued by chocolate.”
Sonia Rykiel
“I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.”
Mary McCormack
Chocolate Quotes For Dessert Lovers
“The idea of any wine tasting fabulous with chocolate cake was fascinating to me.”
Ted Allen
“If I weren’t acting, I would own my own chocolate shop in Paris.”
Emma Bell
“Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate.”
Blake Lively
“I love chocolate mousse, that’s probably my favorite.”
Kevin McHale
“What I love is Mexican hot chocolate, like a spicy hot chocolate.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
“You take the best ingredients, the best cocoa beans, and you process them in the best traditional way.”
Alain Ducasse
“Everywhere in the world there are tensions. So we need chocolate.”
Alain Ducasse
“Chocolate is one of the backbones of the pastry kitchen.”
Johnny Iuzzini
“You need chocolate with enough cocoa butter.”
Jacques Torres
“Chocolate itself is extremely dry. It’s about 99.9 percent dry.”
Amaury Guichon
Clever Chocolate Quotes
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
Truman Capote
“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.”
Sandra Boynton
“Asking someone whether they prefer 60 percent, 70 percent or 80 percent chocolate is like asking them whether they prefer wine.”
Frédéric Bau
“Sugar and chocolate, anything that boosts your serotonin levels, is something people, I think, crave.”
Dylan Lauren
“Sometimes when I’m stuck, I really do need that cup of tea, or that chocolate, or a break.”
Liane Moriarty
“Food is fuel and not a solution to anything other than giving your body nutrients. I love chocolate like the next girl.”
Gabrielle Reece
“I am not strict vegan, because I’m a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I’ll have it.”
Grace Slick
“Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.”
Jim Carrey
“Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood.”
Homaro Cantu
“Chris Morocco said he sometimes wants chocolate that is accessible and enjoyable, without turning it into a serious tasting exercise.”
Chris Morocco
Whether you want a funny caption, a sweet card line, or a quote for a chocolate lover, these lines prove one thing clearly: people do not just eat chocolate. They feel something about it.
