I lost my Netflix password, can I come and chill with you?
When it comes to dating these days it’s tough sledding. I for one had trouble finding a viable partner when I could unleash my charms in person, face to face. My pickup lines could be delivered with the appropriate inflection and body language. Now, it’s all online and context is key. My pickup lines have to be phrased perfectly. It’s taken some serious trial and error. A lot of chats that seem to be going quite well just fall off the face of the planet. I’m met with blocked chats. I’ve gotten kicked off of apps.
However, the following pickup lines, albeit cheesy, work more often than not and keep the conversation going.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I must be in Las Vegas. Cause you’re the Queen of Hearts.
Call me a paleontologist, because I found a Gorgeosaurus.
I’m here looking for our missing Christmas ham, you aren’t hiding it down the back of your dress are you?
If I told you your body was fine, would you hold it against me?
Let’s go for a slice, I want a pizza your heart.
I finally got my library card, because I’m interested in checking you out.
Have I seen you somewhere before? Oh yeah, it was in my google search for HOTCHIE MOTCHIE!
You’re so fine I’d consider marrying your brother just to get into your family.
I’ve seen you in the vending machine, B4. You’re my favorite snack. nomnomnom
On our first date I’m going to take you to McDonald’s, because I’ll need some fries with that shake.
Are you Ronald McDonald because looking at you has super sized my happy meal.
I lost my Netflix password, can I come and chill with you?
Want to hear a joke? Well I have none because I’m dead serious about you.
I noticed you noticing me. So, I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
If God made anything more beautiful than you he’d have to keep it all to himself.
I’d like to take you shopping at Ross Dress for Less where I can get your clothes half off.
Welp, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
See what I’m wearing? Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
I don’t dribble this much when I’m playing basketball.
Did I swallow a caterpillar, or are you giving me butterflies?
When we go out, remind me to bring my inhaler, because you take my breath away.
I’m sorry, but if you were a song I’d make sure you weren’t the single.
Sorry baby, but there’s no smoking in here.
I lettered in High School. My sport? Tongue wrestling.
Is this app called the thrift store? Because you’re a real find.
Were you a bee in a past life, you fly honey?
If you were a football player you’d be a tight end.
You’re going to have to go, it’s not fair to the rest of the accounts on this app.
You seem familiar, were you walking around my dreams last night?
I’ve got a great drink special for you. When I buy your first drink, it comes with free breakfast.
This must be one of those strike anywhere matches, totally lit.
I’ll play you in Mario Kart and totally let you win.
Am I watching a Spike Lee movie? Because You Got Game.
What do your smile and Mike Tyson have in common? They both easily knock me out.
I think you could be the hot melty grilled cheese to my steamy tomato soup.
You look like fun. I like fun.
I’m trying to quit but if you’re smoking so I’ll join.
If you were a drink you’d be a milkshake because you’re so sweet.
Full disclosure, I’m a thief, but all I steal is kisses.
You can call me a PC because I’ll be crashing at your place tonight.
Am I at a steakhouse? Because you’re a real heart stopper.
Are you a comet? because you’re out of this world!
Let’s drink 8 drinks. Because 8 is my lucky number. It rhymes with mate.
A bonafide Angel?! Is this Hinge or is it heaven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 and 8 got in the way of 69.
I’m no organ donor, but I’m fixing to give you my heart.
Did I just walk into a Home Goods store? Because I’m floored.
If you were a TV Network, you’d be FOX.
My favorite number is two. It rhymes with you.
I’m sorry, your sexiness has gone and made me forget my pickup line.
Corny Pick Up Lines
And now if you’re dealing with someone who is even GOOFIER than you are, you may want to go even cornier than cheesy. Then you’ve got to dig deep and get really silly with it. Here are some examples.
If I could, I’d plant you and grow a whole field of you.
My mother named me [your name], but tonight I’m yours.
Who needs Oxygen! You’re the only element I need.
If you were a form of corn you’d be corn syrup, because you’re so sweet.
I may be a dope, but you’re dopamine because this dope has never felt happier.
Call me a volcano because I lava you!
Do you like water? Well, guess what! I’m 60% water.
My love for you is like an unspoken metaphor, which is why I used a simile.
You also like food, drinks, music and oxygen? Well if you like sex too it’s a match made in heaven!
You’re like my high test scores. I want to take you home and show you off to my parents.
Tonight I’m a proton because I am positive you and I are meant to be.
I was never any good at football or baseball. My sport has always been tonsil hockey.
If you were a part of my body you’d be my tonsils, because I want to take you out.
Star light, star bright, please go to the planetarium with me tonight.
If this goes well, you’re about to have a whole lot more in common with Saturn. You’ll both have giant rings.
Before I met you I could say the whole alphabet. Now I can’t ever get past U.
Was your father a pumpkin? Because you’re gourdgeous.
I’m changing my name to John Deere because I’m too darned aTractored to you.
I’ve got all my vaccinations, but there’s no cure for love.
Did I wake up in Georgia? Because how’d I come across a peach like you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
You’re sweeter than fructose!
Of all the beautiful places in this joint I just can’t look pastures!
You’re the earth and I’m the moon. I just can’t break my orbit from you.
I know my Calculus. It says you + me = us.
Here’s what you and google have in common. You have the answers to everything I’m looking for.
I don’t like math. I’ve never cared for numbers. The only one I’m interested in is yours.
I’m not trying to be obtuse, you’re just so darn acute!
Are you a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
Is your phaser set to STUNNING?!
Have you been eating your Campbell’s soup? Because you’re looking Mmm Mmm Good!
You’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?
Do you like organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life gives me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer’s day.
I love to do the dishes.
I don’t go down the candy aisle, because I’m sweet enough on my own.
I’m not much of a gum chewer. I’d prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you are electrifying.
Everytime I see you my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Cringe Pick Up Lines
There’s a fine line between cheesy pickup lines and corny pickup lines. But, there’s just a fine line between those and cringey pickup lines as well. Here are some you might want to avoid.
Hurry up and give me your number before I don’t want it anymore.
How much caviar do you think I could fit in the trunk of my Ferrari?
I just got done on the farm but you seem like you could use some plowing.
You remind me of a family sized bag of BBQ chips, a snack I could eat all night long.
Say, do you know where they sell edible underwear? Sorry, wrong site.
Do you like hot chocolate? Because I like hot chicks.
Hi, I recognize you from the bushes outside of your window.
Watch out now! You’re a tripping hazard, my zipper is falling for you.
I’m big into sunsets, but I’d also like to see you go down.
Are you sure your name’s not winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
That dress looks great on you. But it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Can I buy you a fruity drink and then help you burn off the calories?
Hi, what’s your name? I want to make sure I’ll be screaming the right one tonight.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I’d never let a garbanzo bean on my face.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Are you a trampoline? Because I’d like to bounce up and down on top of you.
My name’s not Elmo but why don’t you reach over here and give me a tickle?
Are you suffering from a vitamin D deficiency? I can help with that.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
Looking to make Santa’s naughty list this year?
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I would never jelly my dick in your ass.
You know, if I were you? I’d go ahead and have sex with me.
Those clothes look like they’re chafing you, why don’t you let me help you take them off of you?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up!
Since we’re sitting in this theater, why don’t we get some play?
May only a thin layer of latex stand between our love tonight.
Are your legs tired from running around my mind? If not, I’ll be happy to chase you into the woods.
Let me be the devil on your shoulder…and the devil on your lips.
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
Now that you are well equipped with the language of love, use it wisely. Choose your moments. You have many different lines for many different scenarios and many different types of prospects. Falling deeply in love? Or just falling into a smoking hot fling. Enjoy yourself. Date responsibly.