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The Best Pick Up Lines

The Best Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines are so prevalent within the dating game that not having one can be the difference between walking home with a woman, or watching someone else swoop her from under your feet. Not to worry though, we have given you a selection of the best pickup lines that are out there. So without further ado, let’s take a look at what we have on offer.

In this article – Cheesy Pick Up Lines / Funny Pick Up Lines / Smooth Pick Up Lines / The Best Pick Up Lines / Pick Up Lines for Girls / Pick Up Lines for Guys / Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Corny pickup lines can often backfire, but if they are delivered correctly, it can bring laughter to a room that would otherwise be clouded by darkness. Be careful, though, not everyone is a fan of such lines. 

1. If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

2. Hey are you bi? because I wanna bi with you.

3. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

4. You’re my favorite YouTuber. I wanna smash your like button and subscribe for the rest of my life.

5. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

6. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

7. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

8. Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

9. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

10. Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

11. Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest. 

12. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

13. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

14. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

15. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

16. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

17. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

18. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

19. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

20. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

21. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

22. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

23. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

24. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

26. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

27. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

28. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

29. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

30. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

31. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

32. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

33. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

34. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

35. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

36. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

37. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

38. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

39. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

40. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

41. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

42. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

43. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

44. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

45 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

46. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

47. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

49. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

50. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

51. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

52. You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

53. I’m not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead

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50 Funny Pick Up Lines

Laughter is an integral part of life, and when it comes to pick up lines, this is no exception. Making someone smile can break down all sorts of barriers and give you a fighting chance at walking away with the prize. 

1. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

3. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

4. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

5. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

6. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

7. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

8. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

9. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

10. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

11. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

12. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

14. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

15. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

16. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

17. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

18. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

19. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

20. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

21. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

22. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

23. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

24. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

25. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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26. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

27. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

28. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

29. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

30. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

31. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

32. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

33. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

34. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

35. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

36. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

37. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

38. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

39. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

40. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

41. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

43. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

44. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

45. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

46. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

47. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

48. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

50. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

51. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe.

52. Are you an object with mass? Cuz i feel an attractive force around you.

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Smooth Pick Up Lines

Being confident is more important than ever. And having a smooth pick up line to go with that also helps. The tone of voice, coupled with the look of confidence, could be all that it takes. 

1. Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

2. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

4. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

5. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

6. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

7. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

8. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

9. I lost my number…can I have yours?

10. Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.

11. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

12. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

13. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

14. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

15. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

16. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

17. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?

18. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

19. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!

20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

21. Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.

22. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

23. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

24. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!

25. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

26. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

27. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

28. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

29. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

30. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

31. If you were a booger I’d pick you first 

32. Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.

33. We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.

34. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

35. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

36. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

37. I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.

38. Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!

39. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?

40. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

41. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.

42. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?

43. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!

44. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

45. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?

46. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

47. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

48.  Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

49. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.

50. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

51. Are you Space Shuttle Challenger? Cause I want to explode inside of you.

52. Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!

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Best Pick Up Lines

It is hard to choose what would be classed as the best pick up lines. On a given day, it could be any given one. And yet, it is best to be spoiled for choice as what may work on one, may not do the same on another.  

1. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

2.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

7. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

8. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

9. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

11. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

13. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

14. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

15. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

19. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

20. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

21. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

22. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

23. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

24. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

25. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

26. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

27. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

28. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

29. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

30. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

31. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

32. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

33. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

34. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

35. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

36. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

37. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

38. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

39. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

40. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

41. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

42. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

43. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

44. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

45. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

46. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

47. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

48. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

49. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

50. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

51. If we fight, I think you would be the one giving the final blow.

30 Pick Up Lines for Girls

You must be a priest because I know you’ll have me screaming “oh god” later tonight.

Are you a clockmaker? Because my legs need setting to ten and two.

Are you a dog treat because this bitch wants you.

Do you sell fruit? Because I’d really love a date.

I’ve collected all the letters of the alphabet except one. I just need you to give me the D.

You should come with a health warning because you are too hot to handle.

I don’t have Netflix so why don’t we just skip to the “chill” part.

Are you a new movie? Because I get the sense you’ll be “coming” soon.

Are you a lumberjack? Because I’m in need of some wood.

Is your name Amazon? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for.

Is your name Sherlock? Because I want you to take me Holmes.

You must be an egg because you’re definitely getting laid.

If being handsome were an olympic sport, you’d win gold for sure.

Are you a South American nation? Because Uruguay that I’m looking for.

You must be a WiFi modem because I’m sensing a real connection.

You must be my lunatic chauffeur because you’re driving me, crazy.

If I were a push door, you could still pull me.

I want a man that’ll go down in History and I’ll return the favor in English class.

Are you an organ thief? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you a sleeper train? Because I want to hop on and ride you all night.

If you were a tree, would you pine for me?

If you were a SWAT team, I’d want you to smash my back doors in.

Is your name Uber? Because you’re getting me where I need to go.

Are you a sofa bed? Because I need to know whether you pull out.

If I got cremated, would I urn your love?

Are you a Grisly? Because I can bear-ly contain myself.

Are your trousers made of mirrors? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you a Disney Villian? Because you are Gaston-ishing.

You must be an encyclopaedia because I’m in-fact-uated with you.

Did you know that some female spiders kill their mate after sex? Lucky for you I’m not a spider.

30 Pick Up Lines for Guys

Do you think you’ll want a full English for breakfast tomorrow? Or will you still be full from the sausage I give you tonight?

Do you like Toy Story? Because I’ve got two toys of my own if you’d care to see, and they’re also called “Woody” and “Buzz”.

They say there’s seven wonders of the world, but after seeing you I now know there’s eight.

You must live in a vending machine because you are a snack, if I’ve ever seen one.

I love the color of your eyes; they’d really match the color of my pillows.

You remind me of myself. At the very least, I can be a little bit of me in you.

Do you live in the Louvre? Because you are a masterpiece.

You must have been invented by Thomas Edison because you’ve been lighting the room up all night.

You remind me of the time I had a donkey steak because you too are one hot piece of ass.

Are you an African nation because you are Djiboutiful.

Are you from the Netherlands? Because Amster-Damn girl!

If you were a ghost you’d be “boo!-tiful”.

I think I need an eye test because there’s no way you’re really that stunning.

Are you the hot single in my area that I keep getting emails about?

Hello mam, I’m quality control officer (your name) it seems your mattress is overdue a testing.

Are you my gym membership? Because I’d likely use you a few times and then forget you ever existed.

My roommate told me to take out the trash. When are you free?

Are you a steep hill? Because you’ve really took my breath away.

Are you a slide? Because I’d love to go down on you.

If I saw your reflection, I’d find it mirror-sistible.

If you were a time of day, you’d be fine o’clock.

Are you a dog? Because I LabrAdore you.

Are you a medieval stretching table? Because you’re making me long for you.

Are you a coat hook? Because it seems I’m hung up on you.

I may not be a drill but I could definitely screw you.

If you were a poker hand, I’d be all in.

If you were a river, you’d be a Thamestress.

If you were a caterpillar, I’d larva you.

If you were a balloon, I’d never let you go.

If you were the rain, I’d move to London to spend more time with you.

30 Pick Up Lines to use at Bar

There’re no seats in here, do you mind if I sit on your face?

Excuse me, do you think you could have a look at my broken down car? The only problem is it’s parked at my place.

Hey, do you have the time? Sorry I meant the time to give me your number.

You look thirsty… let me get you a drink.

Let me buy you a G&T to beGin with.

Do you think you could pick my drink up? I’m hoping you can raise my spirits.

If you were an explosion, Dyna-might you let me buy you a drink?

Gandhi said that “In a gentle way, you can shake the world” but I’d suggest starting with my bed frame.

I was about to ask the staff if they sold any bar snacks but you’re the only snack I need tonight.

I nearly went to an Irish bar tonight but didn’t want to go Molly Alone.

I opened a fortune cookie today and it said that the love of my life will appear in front of me surprisingly … *fakes shock* … Ah! You scared me! I guess it must be you.

I hope you aren’t going to order a White Russian when you’ve good a perfectly good (your ethnicity eg. black)(your nationality, eg. American) right here.

*Ninja chops an ice cube* Well, that’s the ice broken then, isn’t it?

If you won’t buy me a drink, at least give me your number.

If you’re here, then who’s on the front cover of Vogue.

Did you steal my dictionary? Because I’m lost for words.

What’s another word for beverage? (They answer “drink”) I’d love one, thank you.

Let’s play rock paper scissors and the loser gives the winner a kiss.

I don’t usually do pick-up lines but for you I’d do anything.

Have we met before? (They answer “no”) Oh, then I guess I do believe in love at first sight.

If you make me laugh I’ll buy you a drink *starts laughing regardless of what they do*.

Are you a souvenir? Because I’d like to take you home with me.

If you were whisky, you’d be the apple of my rye.

If you were a liqueur, jägermeist you have a shot with me?

You’re one horny animal, rhino you are.

I wish I were your shadow so that I could never leave your side.

They say that dreams aren’t real but you seem pretty real to me.

Is the air not thin up there on your pedestal?

Did it hurt … When they beat you with the sexy stick? 

If we both transformed into fruit, we’d make quite the pair.

So there you have it! If you are feeling lucky enough, why not take a plunge and give it a go. Let us know what you think, and as always, please share any success stories.

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